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[Dakk]

You'll be pleased to know they lowered her cost, if you dont know already, along with ryze and malphite. This last one I got and am crushing heads with.

Too bad a horrible team who somehow gave a gangplank 20 stacks before the 20 minute mark ruined my 5 win spree.

[Bordellimies]

Where is my Sailor Gangplank skinsale already, Riot.


EDIT: Oh god, Galio, Garen and Xin on enemy team - All commando.
this MUST be coincidence.

[Jopax]

Also for Nocturne, something a bit heavier or darker would do nicely, say Enter Sandman or better yet Fear of the Dark, but those might be a bit long.

Maokai is a wierd champ, he's neither tank nor a spellcaster but something inbetween, and i'm not terribly great at him, just good, but dammit is that bastard fun to play

[Dakk]

I once did not believe that the matchmaker would intentionaly pair you with horrible people after you got nice winning sprees.

I'm slowly becoming a believer. After my fifth sucessful game as malphite, I get paired with an annieTristana who insisted on buying 2 (thats TWO) Phantom dancers and berserk boots before any damage item. Thats basicaly two item that give the same effective DPS as a BF sword (maybe even less), for twice the price, each (if you dont have any damage items at the same time, that is).

THEN, after a single win, I get paired with this:

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What is this I don't even

[umiman]

Hehe. Fed Eve. Oh what is the world coming to.

I'm thinking of leaving my LolReplay thing on permamently. Too many epic games don't get recorded.

Just had one where some other Bay12ers and myself were in a three man queue. So much funny stuff. Urgot, Pantheon and Nocturne would go:

"hey, do you guys have your ults?"
"yes"
"yes"
"Let's kill Teemo"

Repeat 5 times.

Teemo actually went AFK at spawn and refused to play after he was going 0 6 1 at 18 minutes.

Or Singed accidentally running into the ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM in front of Baron and not realizing until we pointed out he was surrounded and being attacked by 5 angry people. And then he came out without taking any damage.

[Pandarsenic]

I leave LOLreplay on at all times. I should probably turn it off before bot games though.

[Dakk]

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Calculashuns:

Level 18 AnnieTRISTANA with Berserker's Greaves + 2 PDs

Damage:            99            99 (+0)

Attack Speed:    0.992    1.878 (+0.886)

Total DPS: 185,922 DPS.
Total cost: 6610 Gold

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Level 18 AnnieTRISTANA with Berserker's Greaves + BF Sword

Damage            99            144 (+45)

Attack Speed    0.992    1.156 (+0.164)

Total DPS: 166,464 DPS

Total cost: 2570 Gold

With her Q active the bfsword build probably does even more damage. I'm not gonna calculate that cause I don't think there's anyone that retarded able to move a mouse.

[umiman]

Umiman, please tell me you're on the NA servers. I wanna have games like that. And get in replays.

Nah, EU server. We have NA server smurfs but very rarely play on NA.

[Lord Snow]

Gosh i hate all the new champions. renekton, brand in particular, every single energy-instead-of-mana champion they added...

but i'm still wasting time on this. BAH!

If you see a mad veigar abuse stun rings to the max and rage when it doesnt work (or the team doesnt), that might be me. On EU, at least.

[Jopax]

I really want to play with you guys, random pubs are RAEEEEG inducing.Like the current game, i play as Ali, just for fun, and i'm paired with Sivir against Brand and Anivia, naturally we get harrased and raped out of our minds a few times, we ask for help, none comes, then the entire team starts complaining about ganks done by that duo (even with all the mia's).Then Ryze starts wandering around and keeps getting ganked all the while blaming us for not helping him, even tho we are halfway across the map.At this point i just start to troll the fuck out of the team while they bicker among themselves, atleast something is still fun ^^

[umiman]

When you get teamed with morons and are 100% guaranteed to lose, it's always a good time to do insane things. Might as well right? Some of the fun things we like to do include:
1. Do baron.
2. Plant wards on the enemy's spawn.
3. Cry like little girls.

Edit: Have you guys noticed that Warwick wears a thong? And just a thong?

[Pandarsenic]

He totally has armor on his upper arms, too, though.

[eerr]

what kind of armour penn does lee need?

[Sirian]

Uhh, might want to check your punctuation there. 166,000 damage is probably enough to destroy every unit on the map at any given time.

Some countries (including mine) use the "," instead of "."

For example, 23,000 = 23 for me. And 23.000 = 23 000.

To be fair you should take into account the critical damage chance provided by phantom dancers. 60% chance of twice the damage means 297 average DPS instead of 185. But i agree that it's a weird choice, i'd much rather take that second phantom dancer after an Infinity's Edge. And for around the same cash you can get 333 average DPS if you buy 1 phantom dancer, 1 BF sword and a pickaxe (plus the zerk boots). You'll get a bit less mobility though, which is part of your survivability.

[Pandarsenic]

Attack Speed:    0.992    1.878 (+0.886)

Total DPS: 185,922 DPS.

Uh.