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[Lordinquisitor]

unless this character is supposed to be 5 years old and/or severely mentally ill and/or a Complete Monster, you are all being facepalmingly put of character. Seriously, would you act like this rather than alerting authorities or making billions of inventions made by the inhabitants of the planet if something like this happened in real life?

We are playing dwarf fortress.. How sane could we be?

And yes. To everything. 

[Omegastick]

You ruffle the hemispheres with your hands, and make some rather cool terrain in the process.

You say, "Make polar ice regions on the east and west poles." You see icecaps start to form there.

You poke your finger into the land and create a sea.

After doing all of this, you realise that you still haven't named your planet.

Spoiler: Statistics (click to show/hide)

Diameter: 7,900 miles
Features:
 - Canyon filled with water and fish circling the equator
 - Sentient fish
 - Terrain
 - Polar regions

[Lordinquisitor]

I`d name it H`trae.

[Spartan 117]

Make a race of sentient crabs that live on land.

[Digital Hellhound]

Become depressed your river/canyon is now a deep sea trench. Say 'create massive underwater beasts in the trench'.

[alfie275]

Create a dwarf fortress.

[dwarfguy2]

create a race of sentient humans, and a race of sentient birds. see which one overtakes the other first.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Find a small island and create "Haven" by lining the coasts with shear cliffs and mountains, but have a small freshwater lake and lush forest inside. Around the lake various caves lead into a massive underground complex with it's own ecosystem, removed from the rest of the world.

[CJ1145]

On a small island in the eastern hemisphere, create a pair of humanoid saurian creatures, about twice the size of a human. Name them Mymaxasaurs, and program them to reproduce, and develop a way to go to war with the sentient fish.

[Spartan 117]

On a small island in the eastern hemisphere, create a pair of humanoid saurian creatures, about twice the size of a human. Name them Mymaxasaurs, and program them to reproduce, and develop a way to go to war with the sentient fish.

Bad alternate personality!

Gift sentient fish grand war machines.

[Neyvn]

Tilt the world so that the Polar Icecaps are now north and south, raise a Mountain range along the new Equator...

[Raviaric]

Add a great sea of magma far below the surface of the world.

[maxicaxi]

say in the far north there shall be an obsidian tower reaching into the sky and there there will kobolds and they will be the chosen ones and will rule the world with wisdom and really big lazor cannons

[Jopax]

Poke a hole trough the planet with your finger, shape it into a donut

[Karnewarrior]

 

Create static, solid clouds. Create a humanoid race of birds on the clouds. Call these new humanoids angels. Make them worship you.