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[Boksi]

I have the flu right now.

I'm also bleeding from my anus.

Am I correct in assuming these are two separate conditions?

[smjjames]

edit: Note to self, read the profile, lol.

Okay yea, even if you didn't have the flu, bleeding from your ass is NOT good under any circumstances.

You really should be at the doctors or the ER right now rather than on the forums.

Theres also the chance that this is a troll post......

[Footkerchief]

Sounds like a bad case of Ahh Mr Denton I shoot you in the anus!

[smjjames]

Sounds like a bad case of Ahh Mr Denton I shoot you in the anus!

Is that a catsplosion I see there?

[Phmcw]

If it's not a troll, you have to go to the nearest hospital. 

[Duke 2.0]

 Could be hemorrhoids. Or internal bleeding. Wither way you gotta see somebody about that. That is one of those orifices that you really don't want blood coming from.

[eerr]

I have the flu right now.

I'm also bleeding from my anus.

Am I correct in assuming these are two separate conditions?

Go to the dam doctor

[KaelGotDwarves]

I am in agreement with the above posters and think you need to stop watching "Rejected".

[SolarShado]

Could be hemorrhoids. Or internal bleeding. Wither way you gotta see somebody about that. That is one of those orifices that you really don't want blood coming from.

... it there one that you do want blood coming from? (Aside from that female thing)

[Duke 2.0]

 The mouth and nose are not too bad. There are a dozen superficial things that could cause them. Ears are semi-serious but not life-threatening.

[Boksi]

Hehe. To be honest, I already knew it was a hemorrhoid. I just wanted to post about it here, partly because I didn't know the English term, and partly because I felt I was missing out on the whole "getting advice from total strangers lacking any expertise in the matter" thing.

Hurts like a bitch, though, and the flu ain't helping.

[sonerohi]

Quick, drink a fifth and eat some candy canes.

[SolarShado]

Quick, drink a fifth and eat some candy canes.

I may regret asking, but what will that accomplish? Alcohol and sugar...

[Phmcw]

 
A least you find a way to ge fun out of them.
You way be the only person in the whole world to have achieved that you know?

[Pathos]

A least you find a way to ge fun out of them.
You way be the only person in the whole world to have achieved that you know?

I can think of a lot of people who'd get fun from putting their fingers up their bum. (That's how you apply the cream.)

I've had them myself, although they're never particularly bad. I usually just ignore them. I've heard they can come out like a bunch of grapes if you're not careful, though.