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[ein]

Damnit all! First Billy Mays, then MJ, then fucking Dio, and now this?! Why are all the cool people dying! Clint Eastwood, if you read this: You had better not fucking die. That goes for you too, Ozzy.

Clint Eastwood is kept alive by the sheer power of his manliness.

[Duke 2.0]

 And Tommy Lee Jones has been an old man since forever. Clearly being a badass keeps you alive.

[Blacken]

My first reaction: "He died of a different stroke."

Thank you, thank you, try the veal.

[Rilder]

And Tommy Lee Jones has been an old man since forever. Clearly being a badass keeps you alive.

Does that mean that Aqizzar is like 500?

[Duke 2.0]

 All I'm saying is that it keeps you alive, not that it makes you an immortal old man. Not to mention the badassness is credited to Ben in that case. I'm sure he is biking through the pixelated midwest even now.

[Virex]

And Tommy Lee Jones has been an old man since forever. Clearly being a badass keeps you alive.

  Sean Connory agrees

[Itnetlolor]

Well, bummer. And the stress he endured with his classic line as well probably didn't help him out either. He hated it when people requested him to say his line.

I agree, why are all the cool people passing away?

And Tommy Lee Jones has been an old man since forever. Clearly being a badass keeps you alive.

Sean Connory agrees

New lifetime resolution. Be badass for as long as possible.

[ein]

If you want to be badass, get a longcoat.
I'm probably going to get a duster as soon as I visit Australia, that way it will have badass infused in its very fibres.

[Itnetlolor]

If you want to be badass, get a longcoat.
I'm probably going to get a duster as soon as I visit Australia, that way it will have badass infused in its very fibres.

If you want to be badass:
-Get a longcoat
  -Make sure it's brown
-Grow a beard
-Own a .44 Magnum
-Don't count your shots
-Never be told the odds
-In the face of danger, danger flinches


...Crap, can't think of any more to add right now. I think we can make ourselves immortal if we can combine enough badass elements together. A bit of help with this can get this done faster.

[Karnewarrior]

In honor of Gary:

It Sucks to be me, by Avenue Q

[fenrif]

If you want to be badass:
-Get a longcoat
  -Make sure it's brown
-Grow a beard
-Own a .44 Magnum
-Don't count your shots
-Never be told the odds
-In the face of danger, danger flinches


...Crap, can't think of any more to add right now. I think we can make ourselves immortal if we can combine enough badass elements together. A bit of help with this can get this done faster.

The odds are 42 to 1.

Wheres your immortality now! Mwuahahaha. 

[ein]

If you want to be badass:
-Get a longcoat
  -Make sure it's brown
-Grow a beard
-Own a .44 Magnum
-Don't count your shots
-Never be told the odds
-In the face of danger, danger flinches


...Crap, can't think of any more to add right now. I think we can make ourselves immortal if we can combine enough badass elements together. A bit of help with this can get this done faster.

The odds are 42 to 1.

Wheres your immortality now! Mwuahahaha. 

I'm sorry, what?
I couldn't hear you over the sound of how badass I am.