Trolls. Dozens of trolls, clustered around the rim of a great fiery pit amidst the ice. If Goxa were a religious sort (and his patron 'deity' weren't the very reason he were here) he might have called it a sign. As it was, it was a major problem in the way of them getting any further.
"Ever killed a troll before?" Goxa asked.
"A few," Uzulek commented.
"Ever killed sixty?" Kiku asked.
"Bit out of my standard list of accomplishments, that. You?"
"Can't say I have either. Any ideas, other than a suicidal rush for new troll-based upholstery?"
"I might be able to take out the one," Uzulek offered.
"You reckon the other fifty-nine aren't going to be a problem, then?" Goxa asked.
"Not if it's the right one. You see the one with the big horns?" Uzulek pointed. One of the trolls had huge, impressively curled horns, distinct from the shorter crests of the other trolls. "Alpha male. Only male at that, must have killed all the competitors."
"So what are the rest of them?" Goxa asked.
"His harem," said Kiku with a grin and a wink. "Fellow with horns that big, no wonder the ladies are flocking to him. There's a man living the dream and no doubt."
"Plan's pretty simple," Uzulek explained. "I get close enough to him, within striking distance-"
"Then you kill him?" said Goxa.
"No, then I leap on his back and ride him like a wild bull until he gives in."
Goxa and Kiku gave him a pair of long stares.
"You've done this before, have you?" Goxa asked, his voice heavy with scepticism.
"No," Uzulek admitted, "but I'm pretty sure I can manage it."
"I say go for it," said Kiku. "The worst that'll happen is the old horny bastard turns him into a shishkebob and we've one less mouth to feed. If we're lucky enough they don't eat the corpse themselves, might keep us going for another week."
"Your concern for my welfare is noted," Uzulek said drily. "Any other words of encouragement?"
"Don't screw it up," Goxa said, shrugging. Uzulek rolled his eyes and laid down his crossbow in the wagon. He stripped off his clothes so that his ash grey skin was less visible against the snow and, doing his best not to shiver from the cold, crept toward the trolls.
He got within twenty paces before the first one noticed him. After that he broke into a run, trollish tusks and horns swiping at him from all angles until at last he reached the alpha, leapt into the air and caught him heavily by the horns. The massive creature let out a terrible roar and began trying to shake him off its head, thrashing and trying to bat him away with its fists. Uzulek held tight and kept moving, preparing himself for the long ride ahead. The other trolls had stepped back, watching the contest intently.
Six hours later, the beast finally gave in, sinking to its knees and making a few last tired swipes at its victor before submitting. Uzulek carefully climbed off the troll's head and gave it a long, level stare. The troll grunted angrily, but lowered its eyes in acceptance. The rest of the tribe followed suit, sinking to their knees in submission. Uzulek wiped the sweat from his brow and began trudging back toward the wagon, where the others had already tucked into some of the remaining horseflesh and had grown bored of the spectacle.
"Well, it's done," he said hoarsely. "Give me my clothes back, I can feel my sweat freezing into ice crystals already."
"Sure thing," Goxa said, passing him the bundle of belongings. "You'll be happy to know the wagon's front axle broke and we've nothing to repair it with. It looks like we might be holed up here for a while."
"Hole being the imperative," Kiku pointed out. "We're not going to last the next snowstorm up here, and I certainly don't want to get my bits as chilly as yours. They look like they might break off in a stiff breeze. Any chance your horny new friend can help out with the digging?"
"Don't think they speak Goblin well enough to communicate that," Uzulek grumbled. "If you want to try and beat them into doing it, good luck, though. No, get the slaves to do the digging, it's what they're there for. Don't suppose we have anything useful in terms of supplies?"
"Ozo, the weapon-slave I bought?" said Goxa. "Reckons he can bend some of the wagon's springs into a couple of picks for digging work, and there's a bit of rope here and there he can splice together. We've still got the emergency axes, in case we meet anything less friendly than our cheerful band of trollish associates. Oh, and Skrunge did a bit of digging inside the sandbags we were using as bedding. Turns out there were a couple of jars of pickled fish and cave lobsters still hidden from an old raiding run we did, maybe nine months back?"
"Yeah, I remember that. Hitting that fishing village by the sea. Great fun. Still, that's all we've got? We sound pretty doomed."
"Well, at least we'll be warm," Kiku noted, striding over to the edge of the fiery bit and smirking. "Here I was, afraid of a frosty reception."
"Ha ha, very funny," Uzulek muttered. He winced and wiggled his fingers. "Ah, damn it! Feeling coming back into my fingers after all the cold and gripping. Bleeding frostbite."
"Hah," snorted Goxa. "Yeah, that'll do."
"Do for what?"
"A name for this hole. Sharp, burning pain amidst the ice? Frostbite it is."
Uzulek rolled his eyes and picked up his whip. It was time for the slaves to get to work.
Sheget's breath! So many trolls...