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[Doopliss]

Revoting, then:

Haiku is fun.
A vote for abolishment
is terrorism.
(Nay for haiku abolishment)

This is intended
as political; strawmen
are mandatory.
(Nay for tormenting abolishment)

Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Nikov]

13. Henceforth, in the interest of reducing bureaucratic overhead, all future rules and regulations, excluding those already written, shall be written, in legalese; abolishing prior regulations, as they were deemed needlessly hindering to the Bureaucracy, requiring haikus, and ineffectual language, which rendered the public discourse unwieldy.

Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Jopax]

Fine, have your boring posts
14.All posts from now on, will not only praise the Party Chairman at the end, but also Armok the god of blood at the beginning

                                                                                                          Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Nikov]

In the Most High Name of Armok

To clarify I
Must explain to the foolish
Not all posts are rules

Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Nikov]

In the Most High Name of Armok

In Addition I
Declare the results of vote
striking haiku; nay

As such I must say
Haiku rules shall yet apply
To all posts not rules

Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Nikov]

Praise be to Armok, God of Blood

As the cherry blossoms
Are tumbled by the soft winds
My 'Yea' goes with them

Rule Breach Allegation;
Rule 5. 'Glory to the Party
Chairman' not centred.

Rule Breach Allegation;
Rule 7. 'All posts in Haiku Style'
Totally Ignored

Punishment: Rule 8
stricken from ledgers. All those
in favor or opposed?

9. Subsequent posts
Must break some rules-one at least
That has preceded

Glory to the Party Chairman

You nearly had me
But the rule to break some rules
was in a bad post

Your haiku had one
Too many syllables and
So I motion now

For it to be struck
As the new rule to break rules
Was not in effect

Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Grek]

In the Most High Name of Armok

As the frog jumps high,
I, in all sincerity,
To all rules vote Neigh.

I propose a law;
An awesome, brand-spanking-new
Regulation.

Binary Number
Zero one one one and one
Or sixteen less one:

15. The word "Rule"
Now and forever will be
Forbidden in posts.

Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Nikov]

Praise to Armok from
Whom blood flows out like a brook
Washing us poorly

In the Most High Name of Armok

As the frog jumps high,
I, in all sincerity,
To all rules vote Neigh.

I propose a law;
An awesome, brand-spanking-new
Regulation.

Binary Number
Zero one one one and one
Or sixteen less one:

15. The word "Rule"
Now and forever will be
Forbidden in posts.

Glory to the Party Chairman!

Party Chairman Powers:
The Rule format is invalid
Try more Legalese

Glory to the Party Chairman!

[Jesse]

Fine, have your boring posts
14.All posts from now on, will not only praise the Party Chairman at the end, but also Armok the god of blood at the beginning

                                                                                                          Glory to the Party Chairman!

In the Most High Name of Armok

15. The word "Rule"
Now and forever will be
Forbidden in posts.

Glory to the Party Chairman!

10. All new rules must not
End or Begin with the word
'All', or the word 'The'.

Glory to the Party Chairman

Your rules are not valid as they begin the words 'All', and 'The'.

[Armok]

They are most clearly legal and I challenge you to prove otherwise!

[Jesse]

They are most clearly legal and I challenge you to prove otherwise!

10. All new rules must not
End or Begin with the word
'All', or the word 'The'.

Glory to the Party Chairman

They must follow the new rules.  'The' and 'All' are not allowed for the beginning or ending of new rules.

[Doopliss]

They are most clearly legal and I challenge you to prove otherwise!

10. All new rules must not
End or Begin with the word
'All', or the word 'The'.

Glory to the Party Chairman

They must follow the new rules.  'The' and 'All' are not allowed for the beginning or ending of new rules.

What are you doing?
Whole dialogue's invalid
Use haiku, people.

[Armok]

My side isn't invalid because i'm voting against the haiku rule.

They are most clearly legal and I challenge you to prove otherwise!

10. All new rules must not
End or Begin with the word
'All', or the word 'The'.

Glory to the Party Chairman

They must follow the new rules.  'The' and 'All' are not allowed for the beginning or ending of new rules.

There are no "all"s or "the"s anywhere in that quote!

[Jesse]

I was talking about the rules I vetoed.  And also I refuse to use haikus when posting.