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Author Topic: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!  (Read 8213 times)

Meanmelter

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #105 on: May 28, 2010, 10:17:53 pm »

Lack of actions, You eat a plump helmet. That would bore everyone, figured I would wait for a more needed answer.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #106 on: May 28, 2010, 10:18:59 pm »

GET A GODDAMN METAL KNIFE PREFFERABLY BRONZE OR STEEL BUT IRONS OK
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #107 on: May 28, 2010, 10:19:16 pm »

Run like hell.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #108 on: May 28, 2010, 10:32:16 pm »

Yeah, actually, running like hell sounds like a good idea.

Meanmelter

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #109 on: May 28, 2010, 10:56:59 pm »

You eat a Cave Plump Helmet. The Bruise on your face goes away!
You decide to take some of the Purple Oozing Plants laying around at the farmers house, then you remember the chest in that room. You run back to it and bash it open. You Bruise your Foot. A Lizard Crawls out and crawls on the wall.You take 5 Copper Coins from the Chest. You also take a Iron Sickle from the Chest, and head for your house.

You arrive at your house. It seems like that Bat-dweller in your cave had a spouse and reproduced! The fire is also out.


-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Warm.
-You are a Full.
-It is Very Sunny
-You feel safe at home.
-Injuries: Bruise on your chest.
-Skills: Hunting Competent   (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Competent  (94/250) Stealth Competent  (157/200) Negotiation Newb  (10/50) Dodge Newb (15/50) Shield Newb(4/50)
-Stats: Very Agile.
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 2 Cave Plump Helmets,  Tower-Cap Hunting Spear,5 Copper Coins, Iron Sickle, Unknown Peasant Head.
-Equipped: Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear, +Rope Reed Loincloth+, +Rope Reed Shirt with a Hood+, +Rope Reed Pants+.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #110 on: May 28, 2010, 10:58:28 pm »

Sit down. Examine oozing plant. Feed oozing plant to bat.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #111 on: May 29, 2010, 06:30:10 am »

Put up the head acording to instructions. If you dont have it , facepalm.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #112 on: May 29, 2010, 08:44:52 am »

FU#$^%ING BATS! KILL THEM ALL!
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #113 on: May 29, 2010, 08:49:27 am »

Put up the head acording to instructions. If you dont have it , facepalm.

Pretty much.

I also support feeding (part) of the oozing plant to the bat.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #114 on: May 29, 2010, 09:43:02 am »

We're having bat meat tonight! KILL THEM! But leave one female alive.

Build cage trap. Install cage trap.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #115 on: May 29, 2010, 10:10:51 am »

Lure bat with food. Don't bother it. This will take some time.

Hang up peasant head.

Scratch a singles ad onto some bark. We'll find a way of sending it out later.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #116 on: May 29, 2010, 10:42:28 am »

Place head on pike outside of door. Find mate.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #117 on: May 29, 2010, 03:01:24 pm »

You are about to put the head on a spike, when you realize you do not have one, you decide to place the head on your Tower-Cap Spear (not your Hunting Spear) and place it outside your house. You lose your Tower-Cap Spear. You should make another spear out of branches from the tree's.
You go back in your house, you place the Oozing Purple Plant Thing in front of the bat's. They seem to only eat the juice. The Bats Are Now Under Your Command! Don't Forget to command them! Suddenly, you hear strange noises outside your house.


-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Slightly Cold
-You are a Full.
-It is Very Sunny and Windy
-You feel safe at home.
-You feel loved.
-Injuries: Bruise on your chest.
-Skills: Hunting Competent   (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Competent  (94/250) Stealth Competent  (157/200) Negotiation Newb  (10/50) Dodge Newb (15/50) Shield Newb(4/50) Cave Animal Taming (15/50)
-Stats: Very Agile.
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 2 Cave Plump Helmets,  Tower-Cap Hunting Spear,5 Copper Coins, Iron Sickle, 4 Ozzing Purple Plants.
-Equipped: Battered Tower-Cap Shield, +Rope Reed Loincloth+, +Rope Reed Shirt with a Hood+, +Rope Reed Pants+.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #118 on: May 29, 2010, 03:05:00 pm »

Have bats investigate the noise. Strike a pose in case anything comes inside.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #119 on: May 29, 2010, 03:31:59 pm »

Ready hunting spear, have bats investigate.
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