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Author Topic: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!  (Read 8221 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 11, Decapitation!
« Reply #90 on: May 26, 2010, 06:17:03 pm »

Slice his head off with claws.
YES, DECAPITATE HIM!
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #91 on: May 26, 2010, 06:41:15 pm »

OFF WITH HIS HEAD

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #92 on: May 26, 2010, 07:13:28 pm »

OFF WITH HIS MANHOOD
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Sarvesh Mossbeard

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #93 on: May 26, 2010, 07:16:55 pm »

The people has spoken! Off with his head!
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #94 on: May 26, 2010, 07:19:18 pm »

The people has spoken! Off with his manhood! The head's good too.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #95 on: May 26, 2010, 07:54:42 pm »

OFF WITH HIS MANHOOD
Ohh god 0.o

You continue to unleash brutality upon this peasant!
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You break down the door in the room, to find a large meeting room, you notice some, jewelry! You get a Cave Swallowman Necklace, Cave Swallowman Ring, and a Cave Swallowman Bracelet.

You break down another door, to find a large hallway leading to a gigantic stock room of...Some weird oozing plant? It is oozing some purple liquid everywhere. They seem to be growing it outside!

-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Warm
-You are a bit hungry.
-It is Sunny.
-You feel like a criminal.
-Injuries: Small Bruise on Face. Bruise on your chest.
-Skills: Hunting Competent   (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Competent  (94/250) Stealth Competent  (157/200) Negotiation Newb  (10/50) Dodge Newb (15/50) Shield Newb(4/50)
-Stats: Very Agile.
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 3 Cave Plump Helmets,  Tower-Cap Hunting Spear.
-Equipped: Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear, +Rope Reed Loincloth+, +Rope Reed Shirt with a Hood+, +Rope Reed Pants+.
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Lawton

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #96 on: May 26, 2010, 08:22:16 pm »

Eat and then pick up oozing purple things to bring back to your cave.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2010, 08:28:13 pm by Lawton »
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #97 on: May 26, 2010, 08:24:13 pm »

Eat and then pick up Ozzing Purple liquid plant thing to bring back to your cave.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #98 on: May 26, 2010, 08:47:58 pm »

Pick up 5 liquid plant things and urinate on the rest. No that's in bad taste.

I feel ashamed. :-[
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #99 on: May 26, 2010, 08:53:50 pm »

Pick up 5 liquid plant things and urinate on the rest. No that's in bad taste.

I feel ashamed. :-[
Why not urinate on the rest?
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #100 on: May 26, 2010, 11:13:33 pm »

GET A NIFE
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #101 on: May 27, 2010, 07:18:24 am »

SEARCH FOR HATS

Sarvesh Mossbeard

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #102 on: May 27, 2010, 08:59:02 am »

You should start by eating a plump helmet, you are hungry.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #103 on: May 27, 2010, 04:49:37 pm »

You should start by eating a plump helmet, you are hungry.
Yeah.
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Sarvesh Mossbeard

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!
« Reply #104 on: May 28, 2010, 06:39:42 pm »

Well?
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