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[Samthere]

We're not talking to the elves. We're hiding in a bush.
Elves are frickin' scary.

[Spartan 117]

So we're going to stay lost in the woods because you're afraid of tree hugging pansy elves?

You make me sick.

[Samthere]

I'm a troglodyte out for humans, not some dwarf.

Pansy elves are BAD NEWS

[Raviaric]

So we're going to stay lost in the woods because you're afraid of tree hugging pansy elves?

You make me sick.

We're voices in the head of a troglodyte, not a dwarf.

[Meanmelter]

We're not talking to the elves. We're hiding in a bush.
Elves are frickin' scary.

K

You quickly jump into the nearest bush and make no sudden movements and equip your gear.Battered Tower-Cap Shield and a Tower-Cap Spear equipped. Bush Suit Equipped. One of the donkey's start feeling un-easy and the caravan stops right next to you! They do not notice you yet.



-You level up Sneak Skill!
-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Cold.
-You are Full.
-It is slightly dark.
-You are  scared.
-You See an Elven Caravan.
-A Doney senses you.
-Skills: Hunting Skilled  (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Skilled (50/250) Stealth Novice (50/100)
-Stats: Very Agile.
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 3 Cave Plump Helmets,  Tower-Cap Hunting Spear.
-Equipped: Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear.

[dwarfguy2]

inspect GIANT EVIL MOUSE CURSOR.

[Meanmelter]

inspect GIANT EVIL MOUSE CURSOR.

Opps, ehh, that is an illusion!

[Samthere]

STAY STILL.
ATTEMPT TO DISBELIEVE IN THE GIANT ILLUSION.

[Acanthus117]

Watching.

Continue to HIIIIDE, look at caravan to see what they have.

[Spartan 117]

"Move along, just a bush, nothing to see here. Really, I'm a bush. Move along."

[Jesse]

Jump out and yell at them.  Elves are weak anyways, they will probably run away. 

[Meanmelter]

"Move along, just a bush, nothing to see here. Really, I'm a bush. Move along."

Ehh, they won't understand a word, you don't know Elven.

Jump out and yell at them.  Elves are weak anyways, they will probably run away. 

That explains why the elves stopped there caravans with like 6 guards.

[Spartan 117]

Attempt to summon the Easter Platypus.

[Jesse]

"Move along, just a bush, nothing to see here. Really, I'm a bush. Move along."

Ehh, they won't understand a word, you don't know Elven.

Jump out and yell at them.  Elves are weak anyways, they will probably run away. 

That explains why the elves stopped there caravans with like 6 guards.

The guards are for show.  Elves can't fight. 

[Samthere]

Tremble slightly. Try to remain still. Ignore the doney.