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Author Topic: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!  (Read 8217 times)

Samthere

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2010, 04:08:56 pm »

Catch the bat, feed the bat, don't kill the bat, name the bat.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2010, 04:42:43 pm »

You go to your treasure box, opening it and taking all your equipment. You got a Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear, and a Tower-Cap Hunting Spear(Throwing Spear too!)

You try to tame the bat, but you fail to grab it and it flies out the cave!

You decide to walk outside the cave, and look for the nearest road. You recall a road south so you begin to travel south.
You run into a road! You go Stealth!
The road is made out of Alunite. It is now night time. You notice one Lone Deer south-west of your position.




-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Cold.
-You are Full.
-It is slightly dark.
-You hear footsteps?
-Skills: Hunting Skilled  (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Skilled (50/250) Stealth Newb (10/50)
-Stats: Very Agile
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 3 Cave Plump Helmets, Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear, Tower-Cap Hunting Spear.
-Equipped: Nothing

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dwarfguy2

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2010, 04:44:32 pm »

mount the deer! for troglodyte cavalry!
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2010, 04:44:53 pm »

mount the deer! for troglodyte cavalry!
Yes.

Scout for a town/any place a human might live (follow road).

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2010, 06:22:24 pm »

Lie in wait for any and all 'Uman scum.

Jump at 'Uman scum shouting "LIVE LONG AND FUCK OFF!"
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Spartan 117

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2010, 07:01:28 pm »

Deer cavalry.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2010, 07:02:00 pm »

You attempt to see if you can mount the deer. It runs away in fear, you realize chasing after it is something a mentally retarded Troggie would do...



You walk down the road, hoping to find a human town or anything pointing to a civilization. You notice there is a caravan coming your way. A Elven Caravan. They have not noticed you yet.


-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Cold.
-You are Full.
-It is slightly dark.
-You are slightly scared.
-You See an Elven Caravan
-Skills: Hunting Skilled  (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Skilled (50/250) Stealth Newb (10/50)
-Stats: Very Agile
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 3 Cave Plump Helmets, Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear, Tower-Cap Hunting Spear.
-Equipped: Nothing
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2010, 07:03:03 pm »

FFFFFFFF HIDE.

Spartan 117

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2010, 07:04:13 pm »

Put on a bush, ask for directions under the guise of a shrub man. Elves love nature, right?
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2010, 07:06:05 pm »

Because no one has mentioned this yet, I guess I will remind everyone.

His equipment is not equiped.

Put on a bush, ask for directions under the guise of a shrub man. Elves love nature, right?
That might work! so I might try it.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2010, 07:18:18 pm »

Do eet.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2010, 07:20:35 pm »

Equip bush. Equip equipment. Hide in bush.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2010, 07:30:56 pm »

SURE, EQUIP OUR WOOD EQUIPMENT BEFORE TALKING TO THE ELVES.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2010, 07:38:57 pm »

Put on a bush, ask for directions under the guise of a shrub man. Elves love nature, right?
No wait, don't do that. No risks.

Equip bush. Equip equipment. Hide in bush.
Do this.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2010, 07:40:22 pm »

Put on a bush, ask for directions under the guise of a shrub man. Elves love nature, right?
No wait, don't do that. No risks.

Equip bush. Equip equipment. Hide in bush.
Do this.

We could see if they are tree-happy with cavern animals but ok!
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