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[Nikov]

Mmm, nothing like dinner I didn't cook.

[Grakelin]

I don't see the appeal of waiting until you're married. Maybe it's just that I don't regret my first time, even though I'm not with the girl anymore. You can learn a lot about a person from how they act in bed, though. I would actually be leery of proposing marriage to somebody I hadn't ever slept with.

[Zai]

P.S. I'm actualy a sorta wel known poster on here, it'd just shame me to amit this

I dont recognise your screen name.
But OH, now im implying that im a regular here! Oh the horror.

...didn't get it

I don't know why you expect someone with a grand total of 1 post to say they're "actualy a sorta wel known poster on here," but they don't. This is quite obviously an alt account.

[Grakelin]

Or a really awesome spambot.

[sonerohi]

I want to make a modest spambot. Play off of being an underdog with a heartfelt speech, and all that.
"We may not be Nike, but damn it all we make and sell mens shoes and clothing. And we have heart sir. We pour out that heart into every stitching. We aren't the best. But we try. So buy our products @ [email address] for $7.99".

[Grakelin]

They already do that, and it's just sad.

[Zai]

Or a really awesome spambot.

That would be pretty awesome, but I don't think a spambot would be able to come up with the acronym "B12G."

[Tack]

Does a quadruple entendre require a nautical reference?

... !
Hurr Hurr, I bet Admiral Wingstehl would have liked some sausage at the battle of the Gulf Strait.


Anyway. I think we can all agree that:
1. Lord of the rings teaches us that if you wear something on your finger, it's evil, and it makes you pretty much invisible anyway.
2. The above sentence can be taken in two ways.
3. Hurr Hurr.
4. Sex is cocaine - You don't actually realise it's addictive yet, because you haven't stopped. Or started. Though apparently girls get it worse than guys.
5. Intimacy and sex are not the same thing, but when used in conjunction they make both better.
6. Dude, there was no Admiral Wingstehl, and as far as I can tell, no battle of Gulf Strait either. That was me being not-bothered to go back and look up a QC reference.
7. Consequently, Vahan is now awesome forever in my eyes.
8. To get back on track: Sex.
9. Some people enjoy it more than others.
10. A majority of the lower forum of B12 are still virgins. Amazingly, mostly through choice.
11. Porn addiction isn't all that bad- It so totally makes you last longer.
12. LOTR doesn't have any hidden messages about sex in it.
13. But I'd so totally bite his finger - only if he shaved his feet.
14. Sex after marriage is just another way of locking you into a contract before you know if you're getting what you bargained for.
15. Unsafe sex is obviously more pleasurable, but getting the clap is not.
16. 'the clap' is not a nautical reference.
17. I'm not a virgin, but I've never gotten the clap. I don't do random hook-ups.
18. Vector prefers guys that will let her beat them with a stick while yelling at the top of her lungs.
19. It's really late at night and I'm kinda drunk.
20. And more or less just trying to see how long I can make this list.

If anyone hasn't realised this, obviously you aren't borg enough. Contact tech support.


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21.
22. Profit.

[Grakelin]

10. A majority of the lower forum of B12 are still virgins. Amazingly, mostly through choice.

Granted, when a person says they're a virgin out of choice, they're usually not telling the truth.

[Euld]

10. A majority of the lower forum of B12 are still virgins. Amazingly, mostly through choice.

Granted, when a person says they're a virgin out of choice, they're usually not telling the truth.

So they're virgins by accident?  Dang.

[Duke 2.0]

10. A majority of the lower forum of B12 are still virgins. Amazingly, mostly through choice.

Granted, when a person says they're a virgin out of choice, they're usually not telling the truth.

So they're virgins by accident?  Dang.

Life was never the same after the fire...

[sonerohi]

This thread is so full of win. I could cry. I imagine that this is what it would feel like to get high with Jesus.

[Vector]

If you think that's what pickup artists are doing, you don't understand what they're doing. The Game is a silly piece of shit, and I don't think I've ever met anyone who both took it seriously and as something to be emulated.

Ah, I've never met anyone like that in real life, but there was a number of guys on another forum who were quite into it (and spreading The Word).  They might have been surprisingly skilled trolls (albeit uncoordinated ones), but all-in-all they seemed a bit too honestly butthurt when the mods climbed all over them.  I'll admit that I know next to nothing about picking up women, though, and defer to your superior knowledge.

18. Vector prefers guys that will let her beat them with a stick while yelling at the top of her lungs.

Har har har.  No, I prefer guys that will let me beat other guys with a stick.

[Blacken]

If you think that's what pickup artists are doing, you don't understand what they're doing. The Game is a silly piece of shit, and I don't think I've ever met anyone who both took it seriously and as something to be emulated.

Ah, I've never met anyone like that in real life, but there was a number of guys on another forum who were quite into it (and spreading The Word).  They might have been surprisingly skilled trolls (albeit uncoordinated ones), but all-in-all they seemed a bit too honestly butthurt when the mods climbed all over them.  I'll admit that I know next to nothing about picking up women, though, and defer to your superior knowledge.

Hm. I guess I can see emotionally immature people misreading the intent of the book. People with a grain of sense should trivially see why it only works in a very limited problem set (and leads to diminishing returns even then).

[Sir Pseudonymous]

As a note, I'd say the debate over abortion is different from sex acceptance--one can be completely fine with extra-marital sex, and support abortion. Or not. It's a different set of arguments, really, based around the personhood of the fetus.

No, it's not. It's more about a pathological "sex should be punished" mentality than "OMG ABROTIN IZ JENOSIDE!!1!!!111!", otherwise it a) wouldn't focus so much on undermining sex ed and outright battling the availability of contraceptives and b) would be much more violent than it already is (after all, if you actually believed abortion was mass murder, not going on killing sprees would make you complicit, like Hitler or something ).