I'm almost complete with my goal to splice my personality into multiple pieces and re-thread them all into a much better stronger cord/single personality.
As for other goals, I've entirely given up on finding a date and completing my research into guaranteeing a date (basically to help the hopeless, and do it right, for an unreasonably cheap price; reason why it cannot complete is due to a lack of a proper success. IE- a date.). Basically it was to not only fulfill a goal, but also to help others in their own similarly hopeless situations get the fuck out of them. So far, my research is only helpful to the next generation, and would require a good decade to make some use. In the meantime, I think I'll just let it rust into obscurity. It won't be relevant by then; my information has been a good decade-long project, and it has no end, apparently. Even worse, all my research has been considered "debunked". Or simply, the biggest waste of my life ever. My constant failures didn't help one bit either. It probably gave me more reason to be an elderly jackass for the remainder of my life.
Another goal is sorta a polar opposite; just for the hell of it (like most of my best work). Considering all my qualities and such ((at least as I've been beaten over the head with by everyone), you know, looks talents, etc. (same old crap)), I intend to see if it's possible to be the complete opposite of what is expected of me initially.
So to put it, if I acted opposite of what I think people would expect of me, would I still be appealing? If someone sees past it, I want them, because to be able to see past my "Bullshit" screen that I setup; they have one hell of a "bullshit" meter, and I would like to see where I went wrong. In any other case, can they handle my honesty when I reveal that I am NOT a complete loser, and am actually a really nice person?
I think I tend to have fun testing people. The results are just too entertaining and oddly useful. In a way, I think I would make an epic supervillain. Reason not a goal: Simply put, Brilliant but lazy. But even so, completely under-funded and without any staff, I can still find all sorts of opportunities for making total dick moves in a glimpse. Then again, working at a mind-numbing job with jackass customers tends to do that.
On that note, one of my more present goals is getting new work that would pay better, and require less effort, but still leave me open to other options/opportunities.
EDIT:
Learning at least a level of Japanese on Rosetta Stone was a goal for a New Year's Resolution. Yeah, it didn't work out. Initially, it turned out I accidentally uninstalled it, and now I'm just either too busy, or lazy as hell. Considering my fading interest in Japan, I no longer see the point.