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Which faction shall we RUN INTO THE GROUND.

Thirteen Colonies
- 4 (25%)
United Provinces
- 6 (37.5%)
Maratha Confedereacy
- 1 (6.3%)
Mughal Empire
- 0 (0%)
Prussia
- 2 (12.5%)
Late Campaign: United States of America
- 1 (6.3%)
Random faction: France
- 2 (12.5%)
Other
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 16


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Author Topic: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo  (Read 29427 times)

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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2010, 11:12:44 pm »

Hmm, we're winning and not killing anything. While impressive the dwarfiness levels have plummeted.

We had to take a break and drink some ale.

Yes, we signed over Württemberg in return for 30 years worth of fine German Ale.

After 10 years we are now running out.
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2010, 10:14:38 am »

You know what this means, right?

WAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #77 on: June 06, 2010, 07:21:58 pm »

End of peace

The perfection of measuring tools marked the end of the economic research spree and a focus and more militaristic research focus. Measuring tools was a great discovery however and allowed every province to begin building an advanced road network allowing for faster marching and increased trade.

However not before utilitarianism was perfected, allowing for larger and more modern universaties.
Spoiler: We r smrtr (click to show/hide)

The new province, had an important feature not present in any other provinces, a shipyard, the UP for so long had neglected its fleets, instead focusing on trade ships and if a fleet needed to be expanded, a brig, sloop or if lucky a fith rate.  Antwerp Allows the UP to begin building a proper fleet. It was quickly given funding to be expanded not allow larger and deadlier ships to be built.
Spoiler: Shipyard (click to show/hide)

Also in Flanders, was the formation of the Flanders Guard, these soldiers, previously part of the Spanish Garrison stationed in Brussels, were reluctant to leave the province, to many of them the province was home now, so in return for around 1k the Spanish agreed to let the soldiers expatriate themselves to the Dutch, from which the Flanders Guard was formed.
Spoiler: Expatriates (click to show/hide)

It wasn't long till the shipyard upgrades were complete and the first keels were laid down for a new Dutch flagship.
Spoiler: 4th rate awesome (click to show/hide)

Finally in Autumn 1722, the main fleet was for the most part, fully reformed, The fleet now conisted of.
Four 5th Rates, Three 6th rates, and one 4th rate SOTL, the Brakel

With the new military focus it was inevitable that war was coming, and as the Winter leading into 1723 began the United Provinces declared war on the Pueblo Nations in an effort to provoke the French.
Spoiler: Time to die! (click to show/hide)

However the French were unwilling to defend their allies, meaning the declaration was a partial failure. However the Caribbean Colonial Army made use of the war to gain a new colony in Texas, and the army landed and quickly marched on the Texas capital.

Spoiler: Anexation of Texas (click to show/hide)

Thus the first colony on the American Mainland was founded.
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #78 on: June 07, 2010, 12:07:33 am »

You just signed a contract to conquer the Americas.
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #79 on: June 08, 2010, 09:09:26 pm »

Rise of America & War on Spain

In 1723 we received word that the citizenry of Charleston had revolted and declared independence, forming what they called. "The United States" A republic clearly influenced by the United Provinces. A military alliance has been formed...
Spoiler: AMERICANS RUN AWAYYY (click to show/hide)

In Texas, a fort has been built near a bridge that is the only major crossing for many miles.
Spoiler: Hinderdam Fort (click to show/hide)

Technology continues to advance, with new firing drills being the main focus, in addition, explosive shot has been traded for from the Prussians, giving us the ability to build Howitzers.
Spoiler: SCIENCE (click to show/hide)

In 1724, not long after science the Alliance with the USA, we discovered they were at war with Spain. In another effort to provoke France, and to gain control of more Caribbean land. War was declared on spain. Venice and France joined them, as expected and hoped.
Spoiler: Spain gonna die (click to show/hide)

Orders were sent out all over the world...

In India, the V.O.C. Army set sail for the French Colony on the Indian Mainland.
Spoiler: TO INDIA! (click to show/hide)

In Europe, the main army marched to Strasbourg, the French city was heavily garrisoned, and a victory here could very well mean the defeat of the French in Europe.
Spoiler: Lot of enemies (click to show/hide)

Finally, in the Caribbean the Colonial Army has landed and prepares to wrest control of Spanish.
Spoiler: Is that Haiti? OH SHI- (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 08, 2010, 09:12:11 pm by Rilder »
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #80 on: June 08, 2010, 09:25:42 pm »

Ohboyohboy. Is the general attacking Strasbourg the one I claimed?
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #81 on: June 08, 2010, 09:29:19 pm »

Ohboyohboy. Is the general attacking Strasbourg the one I claimed?

Yeah I believe so.
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #82 on: June 08, 2010, 09:32:25 pm »

MURDER THE FRENCHMEN.
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« Reply #83 on: June 10, 2010, 08:01:11 pm »

Sorry for small update, some things in life are bothering me and can't get in the mood. :(

Battle of Strasbourg

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« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2010, 08:05:29 pm »

Huzzah
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2010, 05:47:08 am »

PUSH ON
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #86 on: June 11, 2010, 10:46:55 am »

Chaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #87 on: June 11, 2010, 08:30:21 pm »

Don't stop 'til you get enough!
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #88 on: June 11, 2010, 10:42:19 pm »

"We are strong, we are invincible! We are tough! We can do anything!"

Now for something completely different...

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a standing in a row. Big ones small ones some as big as your head! Just give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said!"

Keep up the good work.
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Re: LP2: Empire Total War: Musket Boogaloo
« Reply #89 on: June 11, 2010, 11:06:59 pm »

... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
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