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silhouette

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You are a ...
« on: May 23, 2010, 04:48:19 am »

Single celled organism floating around in the great blueness of the world you know of...
What do you do?

options
1.)Find and eat some plant cells
2.)Find and eat some animal cells
3.)Float around being awesome
4.)Other (please specify)
(Think of like an evolution/overmind  suggestion game)
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 04:52:40 am »

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« Last Edit: May 23, 2010, 04:57:40 am by maxicaxi »
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 04:54:04 am »

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 05:01:54 am »

CELLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
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maxicaxi

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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 05:04:04 am »

CELLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
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STOP FIGHTING THE GM IF THE GM SAYS SO IT IS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 05:04:28 am »

Other:Make noises
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maxicaxi

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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 05:11:23 am »

Other:Make noises

 :o  HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS thiiiiiis
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 09:08:26 am »

Our awesomeness will sustain us. We have no need for food!

3.

Hopefully we'll evolve some sort of awesome filter that allows us to suck awesome from our surroundings so we can grow.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2010, 11:08:47 am by RandomNumberGenerator »
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Heron TSG

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 10:30:33 am »

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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 12:30:10 pm »

Actualy, eating plant cells might have the survive and turn into cloroplasts.
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Heron TSG

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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 12:31:04 pm »

We're not a crazy snail specie.
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 12:43:13 pm »

Option Three.


WAA:

We
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Awesome.
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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 09:42:47 pm »

4: Latch onto a really big cell and slowly suck outs its juices over several days...
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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2010, 09:45:23 pm »

1. Algae is abundant.
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Re: You are a ...
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2010, 10:20:07 pm »

4 asend to godhood  8)
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