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[tomas1297]

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and Spiderman. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!"

on day in mrs ther vas spiederman nd he was mareen.thn spderman has send to deep and was fite zomby robts.he take shotgn and was shooted zomby robot at head and it exkpload so spiederman was rage and scream ans kil all th zombys.then spiederman saw zombi robot santa an say no not you santa!but santa.so he was shot web.then he say yu ar not a peeple and yu must to die :( and satna sed no yu are.then spiedrman know he not a peeple so he shotted at himself
SAD EDN!

Edit:Don't wanna write more,but this HAS to be done.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shrek and 4chan. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!"

[Grakelin]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Barack Obama and Yoshi's Island. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

This is going to take some thought.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Yoshi's Island is the real world. Go with it.

[Myroc]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dungeons & Dragons and Spaceballs. The story should use suicide as a plot device!

Someone has to do this.

Edit:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Titanic and Dilbert. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

[Grakelin]

Done.

Well, no Spaceballs, but still.

[tomas1297]

Ideas:

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Professional Wrestling and The Odyssey. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!"

Lolwut?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Blue's Clues and Resident Evil. The story should use magic as a plot device!"

Badass...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Incredible Hulk and Sesame Street. The story should use possession by Satan as a plot device!"

Er..?

[lordnincompoop]

Done.

Well, no Spaceballs, but still.

No Obama, either. Just suicide.

[Grakelin]

'twas a response to Myroc's post.

[lordnincompoop]

'twas a response to Myroc's post.

Ah. Nevermind, then. 

[Grakelin]

Barack Obama on Yoshi's Island is here, though:

One day, Barack Obama was shooting hoops behind the White House when Republican Terrorists attacked with their oil guns. "Oh shit," said Obama. "I'm already too slick for the oil to harm me, but Biden needs my help right now!" So Obama grabbed his Basketball and challenged the Republican Terrorist Leader, John McCain to some hoops. But McCain betrayed him at the last second and shooted him with his shooter ray of ultradimension, hoping to lock Obama in the Mario World (the gun had also been designed to keep immigrants from Italy out of New York). Obama landed on a strange island, and a big green dinosaur with a saddle and a big tongue jumped out, and Barack Obama almost had a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, but then he realized it was Yoshi. "How we get back to Earth, Yoshi," Barack said, and Yoshi said "I don't think we can," but Barack replied "Yes We Can," and so they did.

Meanwhile, McCain and Palin were runnin the governments, when all of a sudden Barack Obama burst through  the window of the oval office while riding on Yoshi and crushed McCain's head on the desk, which caused McCain to pop into a white cloud. Palin reached for her fireball gun, but Obama donkeypunched Yoshi in the head and Yoshi stuck his tongue out and tongued Palin into his salivating mouth.

Then Obama replaced Biden with Yoshi for VP and gave him a hug and they lived happily ever after.

[dragnar]

Vice president Yoshi. That would be... interesting.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pocahontas and the Smurfs. The story should use space travel as a plot device!

[Grakelin]

I remember the first time I saw this was on a cursory glance through 4chan a year or two ago, where the latest Zelda game was pictured, and the challenge was Zelda and Thomas the Tank Engine, delivering mail as a plot device.

[Karnewarrior]

Yoshi stuck his tongue out and tongued Palin

Lolwut?

[runiq]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mega Man and Dukes of Hazzard. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

DO WANT!

Unfortunately I'm not English so I probably can't write good English fiction, let alone intentionally bad one.