Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dance Dance Revolution and James Bond. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!
Jahames Bond was rockin' out in DaDR When hIs PHONE RANG (I wish Peopeple would call ME) He picked it up and wa sliike, what. And there wuz and EWVIL SPACE ALIEN ON TEH OTHER SIDE! Omg! And Jame sbOnd put hiz sungasses and pulled out a revolver In the acarde and said "Iz can du thas', and pulled out hais hypery-powerful-nukhear-explodely dimensun ring and entered teh caabii-ylau space. And it wuz smill. And teh EVAL SPACE ALIENSN was inside. And teh alein was big! And graaeen! And JB wuz liek, "I need bakup". AND TEHN THIRTY THREE THOUSAND NINJAS popped from jamesis telportar ringy! Wtf! And all teh ninjas had katanas. Shap katanats. But they all bounced off th alin,. Soon all teh ninjas ware dead. Haha dum ninjas. SO THEN OVER NIEN THOUSAND VAMPIRES APPAER! AND TEHYS PARKLE! So teh VA<PIFES AND B0nd kick the ALIEN MONTRSS butt. And they all lved happily ever aftr.
BUT WAIT!
TEH mnstr wasn't really ded! Haha i gut u didnt i. SO TEH HUGE GREEN SLIME GY STARTS OOZING AROUDN TEH OTHER DIMENSION! AND it like SQUEZZES INTO EARTH THROUGH mgical crack or soem other bullshit. AND IT EAT LOT PEIOPLE. BUT BOND MAN WAS TOO BUSY CHILL'N WITH HIS MARTINI. SO that Q GUY LAUNCHES ten MILLUN NUKES!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!1 AND TEH WORLD BLWOS PART! !!!!1!!!!!!!@!!!11! BUT then VAMPS AND WEREWOLF goth TEAM KILSL BLOB Withw TEETH. THen tehy reorm WPTRLERd with lasre BEAMS. AND EVERYbodsy is HAppy cause stupid hummie sare all dead. AHahah! Haha! I so dark and cynical aren;t I. TEH ONLY Thingy on EATH IS ROBO-BOND, VAMpireS and Werewolfs.
TEH END.