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[Bandages]

BONUS ROUnD!!!

The first person to submit a horrible fanfic without spelling mistakes wins +3 intrenetz.
GO!

Already did it. My post contains one with spelling mistakes and one without.

[lordnincompoop]

Whew, I thought I was the only one who would reply with an actual story. I found that the best way to misspell stuff was to close my eyes. Seriously, it's the only way I can tpye liek this.

When m wgeb U tyoe wutg ny etes ckised ut ebds yto kuje tgus, Si bi.

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Well, when I type with my eyes closed it ends up like this. So no.

[Blargityblarg]

That looks (to my uneducated effectively monolingual eye) like a sneaky combination of Welsh and Icelandic. And Atlantean.

[lordnincompoop]

Toerikallu? Tje tyn maubney I dogudolf voietube yo tepe liske ulid! Pot malikty nyoi.

[dragnar]

...I could read the first one. This one is incomprehensible.

[lordnincompoop]

Translation:

Really? Then maybe I should type like this more often. Or maybe not.


My hands, when typing unseen, have a tendency to throw in and omit spaces, and move across the keyboard.

[Karnewarrior]

NEED MORE BADFIC.

WIRTE.
BADLY.

[Nikov]

That looks (to my uneducated effectively monolingual eye)

I read Mongoloid. I must be a racist.

[ein]

This is what happens when I type with my eyes closed.
Yay touch typing!

[dwarfguy2]

this hesf wgat mr vtkey tpyfbdg liins kujr

this is what my blind typing looks like.

[Lokii]

I figued I'd try it too, this is waht my boind typing looksl ike.

Meh. That's not too bad. =|

[Bandages]

my blind typing is actually pretty good.

See? This whole post was made blind. Because I am awesome.

I'm going to open my eyes to press post, though.

[lordnincompoop]

Vlisnd typoinf aaghaion.

Blind typing again.

[Blargityblarg]

N;iomdmess for the blinfnrdd hjogf@

'Blindness for the blindness god!'

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.

And gthis is what happens when I yoe with open eues butr staring blankly,

'And this is what happens when I type with open eyes but staring blankly.'

[Urist Imiknorris]

MOAR BADFIC.