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[Karnewarrior]

Alright, so the purpose of this thread is to write Badfic, or horrible fanfiction. However, there are rules!

USE THIS GENERATOR FOR YOUR STORIES!

Spoiler: Rules! OMGBBQ! (click to show/hide)

1: BADFIC! Good stories are not allowed!
2: You must post what the specs are for your story.
3: You must follow the badfic generated by the machine.

So let's see how you do! Can you suck at life? I can!

Spoiler: My Badfic (click to show/hide)

SPECS:
Crossover: Futurama & Family Circus
Plot device: Mystical Creatures

Bender was avery unhappys man. He was sucked intoo a time machine and thenm transportilated back to the past! Daddy-man from th family circuses was baking a BBQ inthe lawn when Bender fell out of the blues sky and fell on his head.
"Oucj!" Said Bender, falling on the DaD GUYS HEADS. tHE BIGGETR SUN LOOKED UP AT BENDER, WHO STOOD UP LIKE A ROBIT.
"wHOS IS YOU?" ASKE D THE SUN LIKE A LITTLE CHILDS WOULD, LOOKING AT BENDER LIKE HE CAMED OUT OF THE FUTURAMA WHICH HE DIOD,
"I don't know, kid. said bender, looking for beerr, because thats what bender runed on.
Thenb there wass a unicornm.
"If you rub my horn, you gets a wish!" saiud the Unicorn, anbd Bender wished to be back at home, where he could huggle fry because fry was fry, his bestest friend in the whole univberse, and his gay loover.
The childrens from famnily circus wanted a pony, and so the unicorn loost it's horn and became a ponyu, for the little kid had wished 4 a pony.

And then Bender was a robit.

The endd!?!

So, who next? 

[Urist Imiknorris]

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 4 and FoxTrot. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

This... may take a while.

EDIT:

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Finding Nemo and 4chan. The story should use a party as a plot device!

I may do this instead. An aquarium in the 4chan Party Van?

[Rotten]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the National Football League and Slaughterhouse 5. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

B... bra...brain... bleach...

[Heron TSG]

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Elite Beat Agents and Snakes on a Plane. The story should use  as a plot device!

Silence as a plot device? SOONDS GREIT!

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"Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson." sead Samuel L. Jackson. The agents wernt impresed. Instead, they DANCE! "Shake it, they say am do!" Saed agent 1.  "It will destroy the evel snakesssss!" But Samuel L. Jackson was tired of the mother******* snakes on the ******fucking plane, and punched the agent for hissing. Sumuel L. Jackson knew the wily tricks of the Agests and their slithery allies. Overcome by hte urge to dance, Samuel L. Jackson could only watch as he moved to the groove.

Suddenly, beat stopped without warning. Samuel L. Jackson took off his hat an attacked the snake above him. The snake didn't move, and neither was Samuel L. Jackson. It were a standoff. alot of tim epassed but both were very very very intent upon watching the other one. They didn't know when the other were attacking, so all of a sudden the snake's neck broke after the Disco Inferno melted it's' eyesssss together and then cracled its spine. Samuel L. Jackson breathed as igh of reilef, but the battle did just begin.

Over eihght more were on they're way.

[Ghazkull]

mkaaaaaay

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Charlie's Angels and Army of Darkness. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!

i just imagine Bruce Campbell being a new Angel.....
 

[Org]

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining World War II and Donkey Kong. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!

Okay...

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Corpal Lutenant Majur Donkety KAong lead his men of company third to the neerest battlepoint. The germuns had guns and were shoot but they werent hitting Donket Kong. Donkey Kangt shooted them, and use his man to shot, but theys were turrned to zombees. Donkey Kong want sho0t them, but the zombees jad a missile which shoot guns. donkey kond call the amerecuns and the nuke was esplode on the zombees. But the zombees were emune to the radeeashun and so they shoot more. Donkey kong hitten them but they eated him more. Donkey Lutenent was zombee but he was a monkey so he was imene to the zombee so he killeded them.
He one so he is won.

[lordnincompoop]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Deus Ex and Dungeons & Dragons. The story should use magic as a plot device!

Not bad. An A:OSaMO style world?

Might do it when I have time. As for the bad bit, I'll just do it without revisions. The rambles alone should be sufficient.

[Heron TSG]

Whew, I thought I was the only one who would reply with an actual story. I found that the best way to misspell stuff was to close my eyes. Seriously, it's the only way I can tpye liek this.

[Org]

Whew, I thought I was the only one who would reply with an actual story. I found that the best way to misspell stuff was to close my eyes. Seriously, it's the only way I can tpye liek this.

Did you like it?

[Karnewarrior]

Whew, I thought I was the only one who would reply with an actual story. I found that the best way to misspell stuff was to close my eyes. Seriously, it's the only way I can tpye liek this.

Mmm, use IE, and try to get the screen to bounce. Makes it so much easier.

[Bandages]

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Penn & Teller and MegaTokyo. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!

I don't know what MegaTokyo is but THATS HALF THE FUN.

SO HEAR GOES?"

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ONke a pon a time there was two magisians named PeNN and Teller and they were on a plane to MEGATOKKYO !!! When suddenly (because of globil warmong?) tjere was an HUGE BLIZZAR!!1 which made th eoplane CRASS LAN D into a marooned IslAnd!! They were Really Sad at firs but then they remember how to do they're MAGIC!! So they made a gIANT stuff animal from leaves and other rocks and magicked it to be ANotHER AIRPLIN!! Fina,lly the two magisian ended ended up in MEGATOYKA liek the yhad ALWAYS WANT! They became fworld famis magition and life HAPILY EVER AFT

Translation:

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Once upon a time there were two magicians named Penn and Teller. They were on a plane to MegaTokyo when suddenly (because of global warming) there was a huge blizzard. It caused the airplane to crash land on a desert island. They were really sad at first, but then they remembered how to use their magic. They made a giant stuffed animal from leaves and rocks and used their magic to make it into another airplane. Finally, the two magicians ended up in MegaTokyo like they had always wanted. They became world famous magicians and lived happily ever after.

[smigenboger]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Michael Moore and Ally McBeal. The story should use furries as a plot device!

Oh god, oh god! I don't know if I can do it!

[dragnar]

I don't know what MegaTokyo is but THATS HALF THE FUN.

http://megatokyo.com/strip/1
Read.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining WALL-E and Dilbert. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!

Well, I'm not actually going to write one of these... but this actually sounds pretty awesome.

[Deon]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Little Mermaid and Calvin & Hobbes. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

May I draw it instead?! Pretty please>!!

P.S. I think it hates me... I will draw the first one instead. Because when I tried to refresh I got this:

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sex and the City and Dragonball Z. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!

I was too afraid after that and closed the page.

[Karnewarrior]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Little Mermaid and Calvin & Hobbes. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

May I draw it instead?! Pretty please>!!

OH DEAR GOD NO!!! DON'T DO IT!! I NEDD BRAINBLEACH ALREADY!!