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[Kadzar]

You could draw them as claws. Or tentacles. Or just stubs. You do not have to conform to society's views of what human appendages should look like.

Anyway, a confession. Um, let's see. My favorite songs are from movies and tv shows (and Dwarf Fortress). For some reason I don't care much for music made for music's sake.

[Jreengus]

Anyway, a confession. Um, let's see. My favorite songs are from movies and tv shows (and Dwarf Fortress). For some reason I don't care much for music made for music's sake.

I'm pretty much the same, except for JoCo, JoCo's good.

[AtomicPaperclip]

I'm really depressed.

[Grakelin]

This isn't the sadness thread, it's the confessions thread.

Unless you're going to edit that post to say "so depressed, in fact, that I've been murdering prostitutes", you should take it somewhere else.

[smigenboger]

I figured that's more of a happy mood thing than a depressive one. A depressed one would hire a hooker to talk about stuff.

[Grakelin]

By your logic, we should beat our kids all the time, because if they're ever happy they will kill a prostitute.

[Jreengus]

Your conclusion is based on the faulty premise that murdering prostitutes is a bad thing. I say we make our kids as happy as possible whilst ensuring easy access to weapons and prostitutes.

[Grakelin]

I think that was a bit tautological. Of course they'll be happy as long as we ensure easy access to weapons and prostitutes.

[smigenboger]

Perhaps by you logic. Now if I was sad, I wouldn't want to put myself through all that effort to hide the body, clean up the blood, etc, unless you mean so depressed you don't care if you get away with it.

Ninja'd true, true

[ChairmanPoo]

I have this theory, about how if people went to a hooker instead of a shrink, they'd feel far less anxious or depressed. Babylonians had the right idea with the prostitute-priestesses of Ishtar

[Grakelin]

I don't have to feel anxious about getting diseases from my shrink.

[Jackrabbit]

...

Well if we're on the subject, I write end-of-days scriptures as a hobby.

And the whore of Babylon rode out on a three headed serpent and cheered everyone up mightily except the prudes, who dwelleth in darkness and in doubt and are always in the kitchen at parties.

[Retro]

I have this theory, about how if people went to a hooker instead of a shrink, they'd feel far less anxious or depressed. Babylonians had the right idea with the prostitute-priestesses of Ishtar

And so, the people of ChairmanPootopia all died of syphilis.

[cowofdoom78963]

I am really bad at drawing hands.

[ChairmanPoo]

And so, the people of ChairmanPootopia all died of syphilis.

In ChairmanPootopia every citizen has access to condoms. And Penicilin G.