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[Karnewarrior]

I am a self-rightous asshole who is cocky and embodies the seven deadly sins.

When a preacher says that, I answer "I'm not dead yet."

Point: proven.

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm not even half as overall cherry and happy as I try and present myself usually. At least right up until recently.

I took a personal nonviolence oath mainly to atone for a violent past.

I'm a recovering alcoholic, chain smoker, and painkiller addict. And all three ran my life pretty badly.

I hate my reputation. Online and off.

I might be a kleptomaniac. I lost count of how many times stealing something when I didn't even want to got me in trouble or almost did.

I'm clingy, needy, selfish, and egotistic. It's not a good mix with a low self esteem.

I'm criminally lazy.

And some other stuff I don't remember. Bleh.

[Blargityblarg]

I feel slightly guilty for not actually having very much to feel guilty or sad about.

Note slightly, 'cause most of the time I figure that the dramatists bring it upon themselves.

[HideousBeing]

I've been arrested for possession of marijuana and have never smoked (or sold) pot. This was very hard to explain to my probation officer.

My luck fucking sucks 

[Pathos]

I'm not even half as overall cherry and happy as I try and present myself usually. At least right up until recently.

I took a personal nonviolence oath mainly to atone for a violent past.

I'm a recovering alcoholic, chain smoker, and painkiller addict. And all three ran my life pretty badly.

I hate my reputation. Online and off.

I might be a kleptomaniac. I lost count of how many times stealing something when I didn't even want to got me in trouble or almost did.

I'm clingy, needy, selfish, and egotistic. It's not a good mix with a low self esteem.

I'm criminally lazy.

And some other stuff I don't remember. Bleh.

Sounds hot. Wanna go on a date sometime?

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I listen to hair metal ironically.

[Cheeetar]

Oh wait, this isn't for serious stuff at all.

[cartmann]

Lately I've grown acustomed to something. Whenever taking a shower and I feel a need to, I take a leak.
To conserve water.

Also, I am addicted to music.
I have no problem not talking to people for days, even prefer it thought it is impossible for most of the time.
But I need at least few minutes of music nearly every day. And I can hardly ride a train without listening to music.

I, am also addicted to music.

When i was 8-9 I stole my best friends beyblade from the class whilst everyone was out playing.

I've lied to my parents several times

I've stole my dads credit card to buy several games (c'mon guys? TF2!!!)

I also laugh hysterically when my sister is crying. Even more so if I'm the cause.

I should be revising for my test that I have in 2 hours right now.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I need music like I need air.

[Jopax]

I need music like I need air.

This in so many ways, the worst thing i can imagine if there ever was a global disaster is the lack of music, it's the only thing i think that still keeps me acting sane, it's my happy and safe place at the same time

[Jackrabbit]

*snip*

Sounds hot. Wanna go on a date sometime?

What. The fuck. Dude.

[ein]

*snip*

Sounds hot. Wanna go on a date sometime?

What. The fuck. Dude.

I was going to say something, but then I realised that I actually have similar opinions.
I am attracted to insecure, needy girls because I am a caring person.
I guess that's kinda a confession, except for the fact that my family and a few close friends already know that I'm a caring person.

[Pathos]

What. The fuck. Dude.

There are so many ways I could read this I'm not sure how to reply.

I was going to say something, but then I realised that I actually have similar opinions.
I am attracted to insecure, needy girls because I am a caring person.
I guess that's kinda a confession, except for the fact that my family and a few close friends already know that I'm a caring person.

It's more likely because you feel insecure in something or something and that's why you want them. You want someone to rely on you to make you feel needed / strong.

[Jackrabbit]

What. The fuck. Dude.

There are so many ways I could read this I'm not sure how to reply.

Try "you made an insensitive comment to a person clearly going through a lot of emotional stress and now you look like an ass".

[ein]

This is Pathos we're talking about here.
I'm pretty sure that's how he usually responds to things.