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[Grakelin]

You don't die of cancer after reading Silmarillion.

Well, you might, but it's not cause and effect.

Unless you were so engrossed by it that you failed to heed the alarm bells while working at a nuclear facility.

[Lumbajak]

Haha, yeah, that happened to me once.


And I confess to not really getting into Morrowind.

[ILikePie]

I've never even had pie.

I usually edit my posts about five or six times a minute after posting them.

I need to get up and do something I can confess about; I feel like a dud. You guys do awesome things, and I've never even had pie.

[Sir Pseudonymous]

And I confess to not really getting into Morrowind.

• Start a new character
• Steal some decent alchemy equipment
• Make a few potions to buff your intelligence
• Sell some to buy more ingredients for them
• Drink them
• Is your intelligence in the thousands yet? If not, goto step 3
• Make some potions of levitation now, before the effects go too high
• Repeat steps 3 through 5 until your intelligence is in the hundreds of thousands
• Make potions to buff your other stats (enough to get everything into the hundreds of thousands, if not millions)
• Make some heavy duty restore health potions
• Find several decent weapons, buff up your strength now if you can't carry them all
• Fly to the volcano in the center using the levitation potions
• Buff up your other stats now and drink a long-term restore health, before entering the dungeon
• Fly past everything inside
• Kill boss in one hit, switch to non-broken weapon
• Fly to next room, hit glowing thing with best weapon
• You've beaten morrowind in half an hour!

[Lumbajak]

• Fly to next room, hit glowing thing with best weapon
• You've beaten morrowind in half an hour!

But did I crash the game with one mighty blow, thus beating the game so hard that I never have to reinstall it again?

[Muz]

I've never even had pie.

Oh god... the lies. Next thing you'll have someone like Armok saying that he never even played Slaves to Armok 1.

[Lumbajak]

I don't like any kind of pie whatsoever.

And I've already erected my mystical shield of anti-bricking.

[sonerohi]

I can't eat fruits except by themselves. Fruit pies, or milkshakes with chunks in them, or part of any recipe at all.

[Sir Pseudonymous]

• Fly to next room, hit glowing thing with best weapon
• You've beaten morrowind in half an hour!

But did I crash the game with one mighty blow, thus beating the game so hard that I never have to reinstall it again?

I've heard that's what happens, but I've never tried it myself. I did, however, exploit lolchemy then go off to kill vivec and steal his soul.[/list]

[Muz]

I like pressing the "Report to moderator" button, especially since the Adams brothers are so encouraging about it.

[atomicwinter]

I fapped to Giga's Desperation Tournament...

[Lord Dakoth]

I play Runescape.

Top that.

[smigenboger]

Good Lord! Don't worry, you'll eventually see the folly of your ways. At least it isn't WoW, that shit will fuck you up.

Just be careful, RS is a gateway drug.

[ToonyMan]

There is no such thing as gateway drugs.

[smigenboger]

But, but, what are we going to tell the kids during their assemblies? We've already said pre-martial sex will KILL you, and that not going through college will leave you as an alcoholic bum. We need to keep this message going around.