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[Realmfighter]

From this point on you are a flamboyant homosexual.

[Grakelin]

No man, I just want people to know the girth of my warhammer.

[Realmfighter]

I just imagined that in the most stereotyped gay voice ever created.

It's deeply ingrained in my head now.

[ein]

Damn you.
Both of you.
Damn you to Hell and back.

[Duuvian]

Whenever there's a threat of a stiffy in public i usually switch to thinking about somethhing excesivelly violent, like someone getting dismembered by a chainaxe, sometimes it only makes things worse

Have you tried the statue of liberty being dismembered?

[Cheeetar]

I had to look up Kamina on wikipedia to understand what everybody was talking about with Kamina glasses.

[Jreengus]

I never have to think about anything, the only times I've ever had a stiffy in public is when I really really need to take a leak and there is a simple solution to that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Go take a leak.

[SethCreiyd]

When I was 12, I killed a lot of frogs at a lake during a camping trip.

I had a finishing pole, and I'd put a bait worm at the end of the hook and let it dangle over one of the frogs near the shore.  Eventually, one would jump up to eat the worm and get snagged.  After that, I'd cast the line.  The fish in the lake would often bite the frog in such a way that only the head remained on the hook.

I did this a bunch of times.  Never really caught anything worth catching, either.  Still feel badly about it, from time to time, when I see frogs.

[Exiledhero99]

I confess to hiding my porn in my Army Men RTS folder...I guess I also confess to downloading the demo of Army Men RTS and hacking it so I have the full version.

[ToonyMan]

I had to look up Kamina on wikipedia to understand what everybody was talking about with Kamina glasses.

D:

Let's see...I have never seen the sequel to Pitch Black starring Vin Diesel?  (sorry Diesel don't kill me)

[Realmfighter]

I've read Tales of MU through 3 times.

[ToonyMan]

Oh and another, I've never read The Lord of the Ring books fully.  I have read a fair bit, but I watched the film first.

[ein]

Don't worry, those books are really hard to get through.
Tolkien had a very dense style of writing.
Only the best of the best can decipher his cryptic runes.

Try starting with the Hobbit, it's pretty easy.

Anyway, I read all of them, including the Silmarillion.

[sonerohi]

The Silmarillion is a fucking beast of a read, but worth it.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

It is like reading lead.
Lead that is engraved with exquisite pictures and encrusted with marvelous gems. It menaces with spikes of fantasy.