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Author Topic: Incredibly Lame Puns  (Read 17329 times)

Vector

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #90 on: November 18, 2010, 08:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Simmura McCrea on November 18, 2010, 07:32:25 pm
You just need to find five more, Leafsnail.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #91 on: November 18, 2010, 08:16:19 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on November 18, 2010, 07:42:35 pm
"Peanuts are walking through a dark alleyway, they got assaulted."
I always heard this one as this.

"Two peanuts met in a dark alleyway and one was assaulted."
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #92 on: November 18, 2010, 08:28:54 pm »
What does a mermaid wear? An algae bra.
What will the acorn say 20 years from now? Gee, I'm a tree!
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #93 on: November 18, 2010, 11:26:09 pm »
Can you sing solo... so low I can't hear you?

Yeah, you're pretty.  Pretty ugly.

Ahh, the insults from my elementary school years.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #94 on: November 18, 2010, 11:43:07 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 18, 2010, 11:26:09 pm
Can you sing solo... so low I can't hear you?

Yeah, you're pretty.  Pretty ugly.

Ahh, the insults from my elementary school years.

Almost as bad as the ones in college.

"Well, I'm rubber and you have herpes."
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #95 on: November 18, 2010, 11:51:50 pm »
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #96 on: November 19, 2010, 12:30:21 am »
Leafsnail's pun hunting is going at a sluggish pace.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #97 on: November 19, 2010, 02:59:27 am »
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "I'll drive, you man the gun"

A fish swims into a wall "DAM!!!"

A priest, a rabbi, A dog, a plate of chips and a white horse walk into a pub. The landlord says "Is this some kind of joke or what!!!?"

A dyslexic man walks into a Bra.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

The bus pulled up with a jerk, but then he got off.

More to come.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #98 on: November 19, 2010, 03:13:44 am »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 19, 2010, 02:59:27 am
A fish swims into a wall "DAM!!!"

This was one of my cousin's favorite jokes.  We told it over, and over, and over... thanks for the reminder :D
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #99 on: November 19, 2010, 03:31:38 am »
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #100 on: November 19, 2010, 08:45:55 am »
What's a lumberjack's favorite month?
(I'll let you piece that one together)
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #101 on: November 19, 2010, 12:43:37 pm »
Quote from: smigenboger on November 19, 2010, 08:45:55 am
What's a lumberjack's favorite month?
(I'll let you piece that one together)
Sap-timber?
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #102 on: November 19, 2010, 12:47:53 pm »
Nah, it's totally Octobeer.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #103 on: November 19, 2010, 01:08:36 pm »
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #104 on: November 19, 2010, 01:16:58 pm »
The first one is hilarious because it's so long. The second one is just hilarious.

Hehe "don't be such a panzer."
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!
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