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Vector

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #60 on: November 06, 2010, 01:13:25 pm »
Two guys are going over the mountains in a hot air balloon when they get lost.  So one of them shouts:

"Helloooo!"

A couple minutes later, they hear a reply "hello."

"Where are we?" they shout.

It takes fifteen minutes for the answering voice to respond.

"You're lost!"

"Fucking mathematicians," says the caller.

"How do you know he was a mathematician?" says the other guy.

"Because the answer took a long time and was entirely correct, but absolutely useless."



Ohh, bad puns?  What's purple and commutative?

An abelian grape.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #61 on: November 06, 2010, 01:16:28 pm »
This is a pun.

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« Reply #62 on: November 06, 2010, 01:18:15 pm »
That's... that's pretty bad D:
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #63 on: November 06, 2010, 01:18:25 pm »
I love you.
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« Reply #64 on: November 06, 2010, 01:25:11 pm »
Cool dog.




Sorry :D.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #65 on: November 06, 2010, 03:47:08 pm »
I'm a but late but I found this:

There are 11 kinds of people in the world. 1 of them understands number bases, the other 10 are confused.

Think about it.
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« Reply #66 on: November 06, 2010, 06:18:16 pm »
I *think* that works in just about any base, as long as you maintain that same base the whole way through. =/
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #67 on: November 06, 2010, 07:52:38 pm »
Quote from: Armok on November 06, 2010, 03:47:08 pm
I'm a but late but I found this:

There are 11 kinds of people in the world. 1 of them understands number bases, the other 10 are confused.

Think about it.

Haha, that's actually pretty good!


Quote from: Blargityblarg on November 06, 2010, 06:18:16 pm
I *think* that works in just about any base, as long as you maintain that same base the whole way through. =/

It does, though that implies that there's different classes of confused people not explained in the joke.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #68 on: November 06, 2010, 07:57:23 pm »
As I see it there's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 10, and those who don't.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2010, 07:58:32 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 06, 2010, 07:57:23 pm
As I see it there's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 10, and those who don't.

... Especially cute if you write "Base 10" in Base 2 >_> <_<
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #70 on: November 06, 2010, 08:07:45 pm »
Yo dawg I heard you like metahumor so we put metahumor in your metahumor *is shot*
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« Reply #71 on: November 06, 2010, 08:09:08 pm »
Yo dawg I heard you like recursion so we put recursion in your function so you can call your function while you call your function.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #72 on: November 06, 2010, 08:14:37 pm »
Now is the time for someone to convert that to Base 2 and post it here.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #73 on: November 06, 2010, 09:29:30 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 06, 2010, 07:57:23 pm
As I see it there's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 1010, and those who don't.

Personally, I prefer base 10. Have fun figuring that out.
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« Reply #74 on: November 06, 2010, 11:05:19 pm »
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