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Author Topic: Incredibly Lame Puns  (Read 17311 times)

Huesoo

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2010, 04:26:28 pm »
I can only do pick up lines

I you where a poptart flavor
I would eat you everyday


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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2010, 06:08:13 pm »
If the main component of a fish menu is fish, then what's a child's menu made off?
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2010, 08:45:02 pm »
Baby fish?
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2010, 10:39:23 pm »
2 guys walk into a bar. Think the third one would duck?
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2010, 10:40:15 pm »
You're so punny.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2010, 11:44:07 pm »
A man is involved in a car accident every fifteen minutes and Christ is he sick of it.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2010, 12:28:33 am »
The popcorn army was ambushed by an almighty microwave cannon. Many colonels lost.

In other news, a nutty couple was assaulted.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2010, 08:32:50 am »
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Akroma

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2010, 09:15:08 am »
what's blue and smells like paint ?




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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2010, 04:06:54 pm »
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2010, 05:58:39 pm »
The worlds longest pun. Ever. http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1704611&postcount=96
 
A pretty good read but you need to read it all the way through.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2010, 06:02:33 pm »

Whoo, Dinosaur Comics.
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« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2010, 06:12:18 pm »
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A pretty good read but you need to read it all the way through.

Jesus Christ that has the be the longest set-up ever, aside from The Comeback's story, which seems to be one giant set-up for an Ipod shuffle joke
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2010, 07:36:26 pm »
A nice story for a stupid pun
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2010, 09:48:55 pm »
I was going to double up with deriding someone in the sexual minority thread, but then I realized it would've been a gang-bang.
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