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Heron TSG

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #75 on: November 06, 2010, 11:57:32 pm »
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #76 on: November 07, 2010, 11:28:59 am »
One my cousin told me today:

Why aren't there any aspirins in the army?

Because the paras eat 'em all.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #77 on: November 07, 2010, 02:10:28 pm »
Japa deserves a prize for finding/making that one.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2010, 12:40:29 am »
Realized a love potion is a 'ship in a bottle.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2010, 11:39:08 am »
Quote from: Leafsnail on November 07, 2010, 11:28:59 am
One my cousin told me today:

Why aren't there any aspirins in the army?

Because the paras eat 'em all.

This one took me a while to get (in part because we use a different chemical name in the US). Well played.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2010, 01:00:55 pm »
Not to mention that you'd probably have to say it out loud a few times.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #81 on: November 08, 2010, 02:26:37 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on November 06, 2010, 11:05:19 pm
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on November 06, 2010, 09:29:30 pm
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 06, 2010, 07:57:23 pm
As I see it there's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 1010, and those who don't.

Personally, I prefer base 10. Have fun figuring that out.

You son of a bitch. Well played.
I don't get it.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #82 on: November 08, 2010, 02:53:46 pm »
Quote from: ILikePie on November 08, 2010, 02:26:37 pm
Quote from: Bauglir on November 06, 2010, 11:05:19 pm
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on November 06, 2010, 09:29:30 pm
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 06, 2010, 07:57:23 pm
As I see it there's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 1010, and those who don't.

Personally, I prefer base 10. Have fun figuring that out.

You son of a bitch. Well played.
I don't get it.
(There's two kinds of people in this world, those who use base10, and those who don't)
edit:thought it was base9
« Last Edit: November 08, 2010, 03:05:05 pm by smigenboger »
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #83 on: November 08, 2010, 03:03:38 pm »
Quote from: ILikePie on November 08, 2010, 02:26:37 pm
Quote from: Bauglir on November 06, 2010, 11:05:19 pm
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on November 06, 2010, 09:29:30 pm
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 06, 2010, 07:57:23 pm
As I see it there's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 1010, and those who don't.

Personally, I prefer base 10. Have fun figuring that out.

You son of a bitch. Well played.
I don't get it.
10 can be any number (well, any integer number), depending on what base is used. It's eight in base 8, nineteen in base 19, etc.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #84 on: November 18, 2010, 06:43:34 pm »
I have a pet rabbit. I've noticed he occasionally chews like he's eating when he's laying around. I use to think he was chewing cud but it turns out rabbits can't vomit up cud. I now know the truth behind this activity.

He's having nom flashbacks.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #85 on: November 18, 2010, 07:12:57 pm »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on November 08, 2010, 03:03:38 pm
Quote from: ILikePie on November 08, 2010, 02:26:37 pm
Quote from: Bauglir on November 06, 2010, 11:05:19 pm
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on November 06, 2010, 09:29:30 pm
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 06, 2010, 07:57:23 pm
As I see it there's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 1010, and those who don't.

Personally, I prefer base 10. Have fun figuring that out.

You son of a bitch. Well played.
I don't get it.
10 can be any number (well, any integer number), depending on what base is used. It's eight in base 8, nineteen in base 19, etc.
Makes me wonder what happens if you'd take a non-integer base. Counting in base pi anyone?
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #86 on: November 18, 2010, 07:30:55 pm »
Well, this joke is as old as the hills, but I'll post it here anyway since it's the most horrible pun I know.  Who knows, maybe one of the seven people in the world who haven't heard it are here.

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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #87 on: November 18, 2010, 07:32:25 pm »
You just need to find six more, Leafsnail.
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #88 on: November 18, 2010, 07:42:35 pm »
"Peanuts are walking through a dark alleyway, they got assaulted."

"Flood ravages local cemetery, thousands dead."
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Re: Incredibly Lame Puns
« Reply #89 on: November 18, 2010, 07:45:14 pm »
Why is a cemetery so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!
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