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[Sean Mirrsen]

Help load Energon into Lodestarr. Remotely access maps of surrounding areas, try to find a suitable river that could take me close to the Autobot base.

[IronyOwl]

Wait a second, ExKirby is damaged. I knew this was suicide, but you're gonna die or convert instantly like this.

[ExKirby]

No, I will rely on rather good dodge rolls!

[dragnar]

You might survive. But only if the RNG rains blessings upon you and damns your foes to oblivion. Your chances are roughly 1/1,000,000.

[ExKirby]

Ah, no. Say I dodge on a 4 or 5, and there are three enemies (there are three enemies, right?). My odds are 1/3 * 1/3 * 1/3 or 1/9.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Besides, everyone knows million to one chances pop up nine times out of ten.

[dragnar]

Ah, no. Say I dodge on a 4 or 5, and there are three enemies (there are three enemies, right?). My odds are 1/3 * 1/3 * 1/3 or 1/9.

Alright, that's one turn. Now how many will it take you to take them all down? Besides, if I were GM your plan would result in "Rocks fall, everybody dies" you wouldn't GET rolls for such terrible odds.

[CJ1145]

Relax, friends, I have a plan for this entire situation. There are three ways this will end.

1. Death
2. Even quicker death
3. The Mystery Prize!!

Also, ExKirby, this is a NEST base, where Autobots go after battle for repairs. Just counting the named ones, let's see, we've got

Optimus Prime
Bumblebee
Blue Jay
Bulkhead
Contrail
Ironhide
Ratchet

Not to mention the guys I haven't told you about (remember, when Thundercrash was brought to the base he saw several dozen Autobots doing labor around the place.)

[MagusBlack]

Run a self-diagnostic

Also get my share of the energon

[Nimitz]

I'd never seen anything like it in my life. It was...beautiful, in its own abstract way.
"Art, eh..." I mutter. "Okay. I admit it. That's pretty good."

[smjjames]

Relax, friends, I have a plan for this entire situation. There are three ways this will end.

1. Death
2. Even quicker death
3. The Mystery Prize!!

Also, ExKirby, this is a NEST base, where Autobots go after battle for repairs. Just counting the named ones, let's see, we've got

Optimus Prime
Bumblebee
Blue Jay
Bulkhead
Contrail
Ironhide
Ratchet

Not to mention the guys I haven't told you about (remember, when Thundercrash was brought to the base he saw several dozen Autobots doing labor around the place.)

Don't forget other defenses like turrets and any weapons the humans have around, although they would be inferior against Decepticons and inferior to both Autobot and Decepticon weapons.

[ExKirby]

Relax, friends, I have a plan for this entire situation. There are three ways this will end.

1. Death
2. Even quicker death
3. The Mystery Prize!!

Also, ExKirby, this is a NEST base, where Autobots go after battle for repairs. Just counting the named ones, let's see, we've got

Optimus Prime
Bumblebee
Blue Jay
Bulkhead
Contrail
Ironhide
Ratchet

Not to mention the guys I haven't told you about (remember, when Thundercrash was brought to the base he saw several dozen Autobots doing labor around the place.)

Don't forget other defenses like turrets and any weapons the humans have around, although they would be inferior against Decepticons and inferior to both Autobot and Decepticon weapons.

I only want to kill Optimus.

[IronyOwl]

I only want to kill Optimus.

While I'm sure he feels the same about you, I doubt his companions will return your feelings of apathy. It's not at all unreasonable to say you'd be lucky to even reach Optimus, let alone scuff his paint job.

[ExKirby]

I SHALL CHIP HIS PAINT.

[Realmfighter]

He'll be so pissed.