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[NoctisVampire]

Use whatever's left in the bot to fashion out a piece of superconductive electronic magnet with the nuclear cell.
Use it to EMP Guardbot #1

[Schilcote]

Frelock: Sock it to 'im
Nuker: Get behind some cover and chuck stuff at the bot if possible.
Toaster: I get bot #2's control unit and mod it into my helmet, so that I can access the security grid.
Qwertyuiopas: Do something useful
Noctis: Use whatever's left in the bot to fashion out a piece of superconductive electronic magnet with the nuclear cell.
Flintus10(GM'd): Eat pumpkin.

Frelock: 5

PAWNCH

Roll to dodge: 2-1=1
Guardbot 1, attempting to fire his minigun at you, pretty much just stands there while you walk up to him and punch him in the face.

Nuker: 6

You retrive Flintus from under his little bunker and toss him bot-ward.

Roll to dodge: 4-1=3
The bot manages to turn a bit before Flintus hits him, thus avoiding being flipped over.

Roll for damage: 3
The bot's side panel comes loose.

Roll for damage: 5-1=4
Flintus's ribs break.

Toaster: 5

You do so. You can now hear whatever data is being transmitted to nearby robots.

Qwertyuiopas: 5

You drag Flintus away from the battle for medical treatment. Taking Nuker's medkit you administer MEDYSCINE.
Pshhhhhhhhhhht.
How much is in this kit anyway? WHAT is in this kit anyway?

Noctis: 1

You manage to make a tiny hand-burner, with which you burn your hands.

Flintus10: 5

You fall unconscious from pain (or is it pain relievers?) and dream of pumpkins.

Old Robot: 5

The old robot rips Guardbot 1's loose panel off and yanks out the cable to his battery.

Power:

Radium Cell (NoctisVampire)
Practically infinite, 200 units available (12V)

Radium Cell (Qwertyuiopas)
Practically infinite, 100 units available (12V)

Flashlight (Noctis)
495 units (2 D-cells, 1.5V)


Flashlight (Toaster)
495 units (2 D-cells, 1.5V)

ColdHeat (Frelock)
49 units (1 AA rechargeable, 1.5V)

ColdHeat (Nuker)
49 units (1 AA rechargeable, 1.5V)

Multifunction Calculator & Battery Charger

Not connected to AC power.
2000 units (Rechargeable, 12V)

Health:

Noctis: Burns on hands (-1 to tasks that involve hands)

Inventory:

Frelock: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, multifunction calculator/battery charger, Swiss Army Knife, ColdHeat, Battery, Universal Screwdriver, hand-crank recharger, solar recharger.
+1 Hardware & Network maintenance
+1 Basic Electronics and Soldering
+1 Improvisation
Power Armor (+1 to lifting, renders limb breakage irrelevant, non-AP projectiles autofail)
Armor-mounted minigun (Automatic weapon, roll five times. Consumes 100 units of power & 1/2 turn to spin up. )
Electromagnet attachments (Allows climbing metal walls at the cost of 400 units of power per meter, +1 to lifting metal objects)


Toaster: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Wooden LART, power drill, cat5, jar of thermite, speaker wire, compu-helmet, lightweight exoskeleton.
+1 Programming/scripting
+3 Observance (+1 without helmet)
+1 Melee weapons (Includes Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool)
+1 Dodge/Travel

NoctisVampire: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Swiss Army Knife(capable of forming any implement the size of a shortsword), radium cell.
+1 Programming/Scripting
+1 Improvisation
+1 Charisma/personality

Flintus10: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Walther P99, Universal Screwdriver, very old label maker, 20 meters of steel cable, cyborg implants.
+1 Lockpicking
+1 Hardware and network maintenance
+1 Handguns
-1 Movement/Dodge
+1 blade resistance, blunt resistance (chest, legs).
+1 unauthorized data access
+1 attacking Migasoft robots

Nuker w: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, ColdHeat, Battery, Universal Screwdriver, medkit, Anarchist's Home Companion (+1 to explosives mixing).
 
+1 Hardware & network maintenance
+1 Programing/scripting
+1 Basic Electronics & Soldering
+2 Basic Chemistry
Morphine in system: -1 to coordinated or mental tasks, +3 to pain and PSI resistance.

Qwertyuiopas: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Swiss Army Knife, Universal Screwdriver, radium cell.
+1 Programming/scripting
+1 Hardware & network maintenance (comes with a Universal Screwdriver)
+1 Improvisation (includes Futuristic Swiss Army Knife)
Leg broken, using external support (-2 to running and dodging)

[NoctisVampire]

Modify the handburner into a high-powered plasma torch.
Then proceed to fuse Guardbot #1 together.
EDIT:PUT A DISTANCE BETWEEN ME AND NUKER FIRST, toward Flintus. Nothing exactly notable is available for throwing, besides the downed Guardbot #2, along with me, possibly inside...
Then program Flintus' cyborg implants to release nanoprobes, to help with regeneration, and grow a layer of nanocomposite armor.
(Consider the scrapped actions the action of the next turn if I failed to post...)
EDIT2: And to grow more cyborg implants.

[Flintus10]

Wake up and grab Nuker's leg and shout "YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!"

[nuker w]

Backhand flintus off me and find another object to throw, not a living person this time.

[Toaster]

I attempt to patch up Flintus as best I can.

[qwertyuiopas]

>Seek a portable computer.

[Frelock]

Cannibalize the bot 1's power systems.

[dragnar]

I recommend one of you hack into the main servers for that VR program this company is working on and insert a backdoor to allow programs within it to upload themselves to robots in reality.

I have no ulterior motives for this request... none at all...

[Toaster]

I recommend one of you hack into the main servers for that VR program this company is working on and insert a backdoor to allow programs within it to upload themselves to robots in reality.

I have no ulterior motives for this request... none at all...

CHOCOLATE RAIN

[Schilcote]

CHOCOLATE RAIN

i dun get it.
nosrs.

Need to work on your memetic references.

DUR, EMETIC?

[Schilcote]

Noctis: program Flintus' cyborg implants to release nanoprobes, to help with regeneration, and grow a layer of nanocomposite armor.
Flintus: Wake up and grab Nuker's leg and shout "YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!"
Nuker: Backhand flintus off me and find another object to throw, not a living person this time.
Toaster: I attempt to patch up Flintus as best I can.
Qwerty: Seek a portable computer.
Frelock: Cannibalize the bot 1's power systems.

Noctis: 2

HE REPROGRAMMED HIMSELF TO GROW LARGER!

You totally fail at this task.

Flintus: 4

I don't know what you're referencing so...
STAY HERE, I'LL GET ANOTHER ROPE.

Nuker: 2

Flintus's grip upon your leg is too strong.

Toaster: 6

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.
He seems really happy.

Qwertyuiopas: 4

You find a "Husky MP2500" holy f*** it's DOS.
Thankfully, someone appears to have modified the unit to run a modified version of FreeDOS that can run Win512 programs and soldered in a stronger processor. But still. DOS.
Why anyone is using this incredibly aincient technology is another matter. I suppose they liked the form factor or something.

Frelock: 3

OMNOMNOM. Tasty.

You wire the robot's nuclear battery into your multifunction.

Power:

Radium Cell (NoctisVampire)
Practically infinite, 200 units available (12V)

Radium Cell (Qwertyuiopas)
Practically infinite, 100 units available (12V)

Flashlight (Noctis)
495 units (2 D-cells, 1.5V)


Flashlight (Toaster)
495 units (2 D-cells, 1.5V)

ColdHeat (Frelock)
49 units (1 AA rechargeable, 1.5V)

ColdHeat (Nuker)
49 units (1 AA rechargeable, 1.5V)

Multifunction Calculator & Battery Charger

Not connected to AC power.
2000 units, (Rechargeable, 12V)
Recharges 200 units each turn from nuclear battery

Health:

Noctis: Burns on hands (-1 to tasks that involve hands)
[Hidden roll is hidden]
Noctis has a painful headache.

Flintus appears to be slightly winded.

Inventory:

Frelock: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, multifunction calculator/battery charger, Swiss Army Knife, ColdHeat, Battery, Universal Screwdriver, hand-crank recharger, solar recharger.
+1 Hardware & Network maintenance
+1 Basic Electronics and Soldering
+1 Improvisation
Power Armor (+1 to lifting, renders limb breakage irrelevant, non-AP projectiles autofail)
Armor-mounted minigun (Automatic weapon, roll five times. Consumes 100 units of power & 1/2 turn to spin up. )
Electromagnet attachments (Allows climbing metal walls at the cost of 400 units of power per meter, +1 to lifting metal objects)


Toaster: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Wooden LART, power drill, cat5, jar of thermite, speaker wire, compu-helmet, lightweight exoskeleton.
+1 Programming/scripting
+3 Observance (+1 without helmet)
+1 Melee weapons (Includes Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool)
+1 Dodge/Travel

NoctisVampire: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Swiss Army Knife(capable of forming any implement the size of a shortsword), radium cell.
+1 Programming/Scripting
+1 Improvisation
+1 Charisma/personality

Flintus10: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Walther P99, Universal Screwdriver, very old label maker, 20 meters of steel cable, cyborg implants.
+1 Lockpicking
+1 Hardware and network maintenance
+1 Handguns
-1 Movement/Dodge
+1 blade resistance, blunt resistance (chest, legs).
+1 unauthorized data access
+1 attacking Migasoft robots


Nuker w: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, ColdHeat, Battery, Universal Screwdriver, medkit, Anarchist's Home Companion (+1 to explosives mixing).
 
+1 Hardware & network maintenance
+1 Programing/scripting
+1 Basic Electronics & Soldering
+2 Basic Chemistry
Morphine in system: -1 to coordinated or mental tasks, +3 to pain and PSI resistance.

Qwertyuiopas: Tie, Cellphone, Two pens, Swiss Army Knife, Universal Screwdriver, radium cell.
+1 Programming/scripting
+1 Hardware & network maintenance (comes with a Universal Screwdriver)
+1 Improvisation (includes Futuristic Swiss Army Knife)
Leg broken, using external support (-2 to running and dodging)

[NoctisVampire]

Find some ointments or something to treat the burns.
Then wire a powerful electronic magnet out of the radium cell and MRI my head myself.

[Schilcote]

By the way, two party members have a good chance of dying in the next couple of turns without prompt medical attention. Just wanted to let you all know that.

[NoctisVampire]

Pretty obviousy...Punctured lung and internal haemorrhage for Flintus, and...a literal head a'splode like eggs in a microwave for me.
Both are very complex and dangerous conditions.
Change actions: Combine the radium battery and the cellphone together, and proceed to see what's really happening in my head through MRI imaging.
Improvise a method to treat the condition without Lobotomy.