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Author Topic: Paranoid? Let me reasure you.  (Read 2153 times)

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Paranoid? Let me reasure you.
« on: May 21, 2010, 06:34:22 pm »
Dear fellow forumites. I come to tell you of a rather unfortunate accident. Recently, information about the organisation has been leaked. I, however, can assure anyone that from first-hand experience, I can say that there is no such thing as "the organisation" and even if it existed, it would not have the goal of total extermination of all paranoid people, nor would it be planning the demise of all paranoid people at this moment. Last, but not least I can assure everyone that at no point will anyone's phone line, Internet connection or psycho electric wave-pattern be tapped and analysed.
Thank you for your time, and rest assured.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 06:54:46 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 06:58:50 pm »
They managed to sneak a subpixel message through the Google PacMan. It triggers when you reach a score of 3,000. Do not play the Google Pacman very well!
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 07:11:00 pm »
This sheds a frightning new light on why I haven't met any paranoid people lately!
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2010, 08:21:19 pm »
I want to know what their secret language is but paranoid4neva isn't their password, funnily enough.
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 04:01:09 am »
Don't be paranoid. We are in control and we are watching over you to keep you safe. Nothing to worry about.
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 04:08:21 am »
I'm paranoid!

You're all out to get me- You're all out to get me!
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Re: Paranoid? Let me reasure you.
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 06:34:13 am »
I do not trust paranoia.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2010, 09:46:04 am »
Everyone is out to get me?

But what they dont know is, I'm out to get them!
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2010, 12:01:28 pm »
Quiet. Do not tell them of our plan.
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2010, 07:04:31 pm »
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someones not out to get you.
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2010, 07:07:11 pm »
I'm not paranoid, I'm Yossarianistic.
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2010, 07:14:27 pm »
Nobody is out to get me!  Nobody covers up everything!  I hate nobody!!
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2010, 07:20:21 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 22, 2010, 09:46:04 am
Everyone is out to get me?

But what they dont know is, I'm out to get them!

Well they do now you silly sausage.
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2010, 07:28:40 pm »
Quote from: Mishy on May 22, 2010, 07:20:21 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 22, 2010, 09:46:04 am
Everyone is out to get me?

But what they dont know is, I'm out to get them!

Well they do now you silly sausage.
They're much too busy watching me to watch me.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.
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