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[Pandarsenic]

20:30
Met a tramp, gave him whole lot of nothing - he needs it more than me.

WOW

MY HERO IS A DICK.

...........may have missed the sarcasm, but you do know "whole lot of nothing" is an item right?

Yes. I am aware. It still sounds dickish.

The other part of this is he picked that up from a dying knight, promising to return it to that knight's order. Which is a second kind of dickish.

Also, olwat:

23:16
Pedobear was killed, got never drying glue and 12 coins.

[returntonull]

I once again blame someone here for my Hero's current quest:

rescue the claustrophobic dwarf from wilderness

Also almost all positive equipment now, happy day.

[Neonivek]

more annoyance. people keep spouting the clown meme like its the most hilarious thing ever

That is true with most memes.

TOOO many memes are jokes that have long since become unfunny that people still spout non-stop...

I probably should sign up and flood suggestions in, I tend to be good at that, but I really don't want to bother.

[forsaken1111]

I probably should sign up and flood suggestions in, I tend to be good at that, but I really don't want to bother.

At least then we'd have some original ones.

[Farce]

Weapon - rake +2
Shield - ogre's saucer +0
Head - The Mask +0
Body - fish scale armor +0
Arms - Armlets of Misfortune +0
Feet - Napoleon's gym shoes +0
Talisman - picture of home village +0

No negative stuff, like whoa

(EDIT:  I've got a fluffy wambler in my loot bag.  Awesome.)

[dragnar]

Have him throw it at something before he sells it!

[Apple Master]

Heroine died.
Bitch.

[Pandarsenic]

10:33
Quest to 'check up if a phoenix will resurrect in a barrel of wine' is completed! But nothing good has happened.

D:<

[Kagus]

Level 12.  Five gold bricks and 3000+ gold in the pocket.  No negative equipment.

Trying to figure out how to get the guild thing started.

[Apple Master]

Tell your hero to join a guild.
eg. Join the guild "-our guiild name-"
when more than two have joined it appears in the pantheons.

[Kagus]

Right, I'm aware of that much.  Just trying to figure out when the most opportune time would be to yell at this dunderhead.

[Micro102]

Does that include the quotes?

join the guild twelve bays

join the guild "twelve bays"


Don't want to waste valuable god power

[Nirur Torir]

My hero understood on the first try. He was returning to town with his completed quest, and I said: Join the "Slaves to Armok" guild.

[Micro102]

Ok almost lvl 12, joining soon.

[Kagus]

Yeah, quotes are necessary.  But there are certain occasions when your hero refuses to listen to anything.

I've got him working on it, in any case.