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[Kagus]

Due to the influx of new players, there have been several suggestions popping up around the forum.  The devs will eventually have to decide which direction they want the game to take, if they want it to remain a joke game in the vein of ProgressQuest, or if they want it to become a parody game like Kingdom of Loathing.

Also,

11:07
Mysterious voice whispered gently: 'Kick slice stab shoot shove pinch hurt fight attack charge WAAAGH!'.

Hero had wax in his ears again.  Luckily, he listened to this one.

[Rex_Nex]

Also, I would like to support those of you that are helping Godville by suggesting things. Thanks.


"Suddenly, from the nearest hills there was a roar: 'Boatmurdered the restaurant? Good lord, RUN! BEFORE THE MAGMA G-'. Who's there?"

[LASD]

11:07
Mysterious voice whispered gently: 'Kick slice stab shoot shove pinch hurt fight attack charge WAAAGH!'.

Hero had wax in his ears again.  Luckily, he listened to this one.

I presume this is you:

19:47
Found a melted piece of armor with some words on it: 'Heal! Patch yourself up! Stitch! Bandage! Hospital! Heal!'. (+|−)

Anyway, had the hero going on his own for almost two days, amazingly he was still alive when I logged back in and he had even finished a quest and went up some levels. Good Amal, keep going!

[Kagus]

Haha, yeah, that was me...  I don't know if it's just that my luck's turned a teensy bit, but I seem to get a higher success rates when I badger the little bastard like that.

Also, it's much easier to write that stuff than to come up with something moderately clever EVERY FREAKING TIME HE FAILS TO LISTEN TO ME.


My "Angry Scientist" creature with its "frankincense monster" item drop seems to have also gone completely unnoticed.  I think I'll just stick to grammatical corrections from now on.

[Micro102]

they accepted my "Blind Weresquirrel" which shouts "My nuts!" when it dies.

[dragnar]

Got 1100 coins for brining down a wanted monster! Giant Enemy Crab, I hope you weren't last of a kind.

Well that's a new one. Never seen a wanted monster before.

[Micro102]

I got a wanted monster at lvl 1 and it gave me a gold brick, sadly, I am now lvl 11 and haven't seen a gold brick since.

[Rex_Nex]

Haha, yeah, that was me...  I don't know if it's just that my luck's turned a teensy bit, but I seem to get a higher success rates when I badger the little bastard like that.

Also, it's much easier to write that stuff than to come up with something moderately clever EVERY FREAKING TIME HE FAILS TO LISTEN TO ME.


My "Angry Scientist" creature with its "frankincense monster" item drop seems to have also gone completely unnoticed.  I think I'll just stick to grammatical corrections from now on.

I have also suggested some very funny things. They wont accept anything of mine that doesn't have anything to do with 300, though.

[Pandarsenic]

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15:45
Roof Pig was beaten to death, got 15 coins and booklet “The 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord”.

Oh my fuck. I should've made an evil hero.

[forsaken1111]

Haha, yeah, that was me...  I don't know if it's just that my luck's turned a teensy bit, but I seem to get a higher success rates when I badger the little bastard like that.

Also, it's much easier to write that stuff than to come up with something moderately clever EVERY FREAKING TIME HE FAILS TO LISTEN TO ME.


My "Angry Scientist" creature with its "frankincense monster" item drop seems to have also gone completely unnoticed.  I think I'll just stick to grammatical corrections from now on.

I have also suggested some very funny things. They wont accept anything of mine that doesn't have anything to do with 300, though.

Odd, because I keep voting down all the hamhanded 300 references I see. They aren't funny, its just an overstretched meme.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Overstretched? Like the arms of the guy who he kicked into the Pit of Madness? The arms that were stretching and stretching to try to catch the edge of the pit? After he got kicked, and the king said "Madness? THIS_IS_SPARTAAA!"? After he said to the king "This is madness?"

I think you may be right.

[Rex_Nex]

"Suddenly, from the nearest hills there was a roar: 'Listen to audio porn. It will guide you through your long and harsh trek!'. Who's there?"

Thats nice.

[Dragooble]

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15:45
Roof Pig was beaten to death, got 15 coins and booklet “The 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord”.

Oh my fuck. I should've made an evil hero.

I'm trying to make an evil hero. How does one get started on that?

[Kagus]

Punishment without encouragement.  Just keep zapping them and they'll get ornery.  Patch 'em up and you'll drop down quite a few notches.

[EuchreJack]

Here is a few rather humerous journal entries:
01:34 Looks like someone wants me to do something. Great One, is that you who's talking?
01:35 I just heard a voice in my head: 'yes'. My god, is that you or am I going crazy?
01:35 Mysterious voice whispered gently: 'yes'.