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[forsaken1111]

what do the bolded items mean?

[Rakonas]

what do the bolded items mean?

They're actually valuable. Like a proof of slaying the monster of a day can be worth some few thousand gold, for instance.

[Dakk]

My might is slowly getting lower as my hero progresses, he's not even halfway through with his first quest, I must punish the bastard.

[Cheeetar]

The lower, the better. If your might is 1, for example, it means you're ranked #1

[Farce]

I'm might 111, with 1111 coins, and...

112 health?  DAMMIT, hero!  You have failed me for the last time.

[Deon]

All add me, I'm Armok .

Also...
"A dying knight asked me to deliver love triangle to his Order. Yep, I will do my best. "

What...

[Rex_Nex]

Your hero just lied to the knight and took the love triangle. Lol.

[Dakk]

My hero is showing some sentience, after all. He retreated from a fight to heal himself while low on health.

Meanwhile a sun dog stole his cookie and demanded that I punish said dog, I punished him instead, it was my cookie.

[Dervin]

All the townswomen reject my hero, I must punish him.

[Rakonas]

All the townswomen reject my hero, I must punish him.

Wouldn't you reject someone wearing

Weapon
blunt stick -9
Shield
fig leaf -10
Head
paper forage-cap -10
Body
mud coating -10
Arms
surgical gloves -10
Feet
beach sandals -9

Or similar attire?

[Dervin]

I can imagine my character actually not looking that bad since most of his clothes and weapon are hidden under a raincoat.

Weapon      dried fish -7
Shield         tin can -8
Head          cocked hat -5
Body          raincoat -5
Arms          armlets of labour teacher -5
Legs          wooden planks with springs -4
Talisman    glass necklace -8

[returntonull]

Come back after driving home, find my hero has gotten a vicodin pill from Leeroy Jenkins. There is something wrong with this picture.

[CJ1145]

My guy is named Moravergien. I am Alicus.

He kind of sucks.

[dragnar]

Well I decided to try this out... and my guy got beat up by Epic Beard Man. An amusing toy, though this is probably gonna get old fast.

[Cheeetar]

05:48: I've seen things people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain... Time to wake up.

Cookie to whoever can say which movie this came from.