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[Nirur Torir]

I agree with not trolling people who's first post is an ad. If they are a single-posting advertiser like this one seems to be, it does nothing. (The game's population was vastly higher 12 hours after I joined, so this can't have been the only spammed forum.) If they are a live person who was just a lurker that felt excited about sharing a game with us -- Think about them for a moment. Would you like to be called a spambot by a community you've lurked at for a month or so, just waiting for the opportunity to make an interesting first post?

[Qloos]

15:46
Ceiling Cat was beaten to death, got 9 gold coins and a inflatable drinking companion.
15:48
A voice from the skies thundered: 'Marry inflatable drinking companion'. Nice.
15:48
It seems I'd better quit drinking... and start puffing.
15:48
You know, m'lord, the life of a hero is so lonely...

[BuriBuriZaemon]

Rocky Raccoon just killed my hero. He lost 1500 gold coins and got his first death. *sighs*.

[alexwazer]

Rocky Raccoon just killed my hero. He lost 1500 gold coins and got his first death. *sighs*.

Could be worse.

I just killed my hero myself. Thunder strikes' accuracy sucks.

[BuriBuriZaemon]

I did cast thunder strike and it critically damaged Rocky Raccoon, but he still managed to land the final blow on my hero. "I'll be back, Rocky Raccoon!", said John Legrasse. 

[Diablous]

The god Diablous has risen!

04:02  Lost 14 coins on cockroach racing.
04:07  Had a good time in some kind of a crummy joint 'Rusty Goblin' - lost 507 gold coins.
04:07  Prayed so hard that I got a bruise on my forehead.

Linking this game.

[Farce]

Not even two hours old and my hero's already slain a monster-of-the-day.  I'm so proud.  Even if he did mysteriously change genders on me.

Also, a timely encouragement from me healed him up and we smashed Rocky Raccoon.  Oh yeah.

(EDIT:   

01:40 - Got a great piece of equipment - hospital bedpans, as a reward for reducing Panzer Dragon population.

Hospital bedpans -9 on my feet, surgical gloves -8 on my hands.  That's how I operate.

Also,

01:41 - Clouds in the skies suddenly formed into words: 'You should invent tecnco too, herw. Maybe regwae too.'.

Damn.  Clouds suck as a writing medium.

I told him to invent cheeseburgers earlier, owing to how tasty they are.  God's own food, truly.)

[Rex_Nex]

God: Rex of Nex
Hero: Shakaru
Level: (Almost) 5

[forsaken1111]

God: Astraath
Hero: Sothurn
Level: 5

Going well so far.

[forsaken1111]

You have to wonder how he's carrying this. "bucket of antimatter"

[Megaman]

01:58I wanted to join a local gang, but they said that they didn't accept religious fanatics. Cut some throats, took away 40 coins.

If I had enough godpower to encourage him....

[Dragooble]

God: Dragooble
Name: Metalbourn Douchetool
Almost level 2

[forsaken1111]

I read that your hero can befriend others, but all mine does is run out, fight, then come back and sell stuff. He never hangs out in a tavern or anything.

[Dakk]

I've made a little comparison between the Great One and boozing. I mean, my head aches from both of them, but I think boozing is more pleasant.

So true.

I be Dakkathoth, mah hero be Kogan Kittencuddle.

[fenrif]

I went out for the day and it looks like Tarquin had managed to lose every fight he's had since i left. Though he has made it to level 8, and kitted himself out with some stuff:

Weapon             blunt stick -7
Shield                fig leaf -6
Head                 cardboard box -9
Body                 life jacket -7
Arms                 surgical gloves -7
Legs                 wool socks -9
Talisman            old nasal bone -9

He is also gentle, which I think may have something to do with me only ever encouraging him. I guess I need to be more of a bastard.