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[Dr. Johbson]

My hero escaped to town with 1 health left.  I also have only 1% of my power left. I told him to pray with my last 5%, but he ignored me. Soon as I get my power back, Im going to zap him.

[fenrif]

Thanks for the food and healing potions Johbson.

Has anyone else noticed that nearly all of the messages people are sending their heroes are variations of "go buy a weapon!"

I've seen like 3 now, and they're all the same. I find that hillarious. A world where every adventurer has his own god, and every god just wants their adventurer to get equipped. Whole pantheons of gods sending their chosen the same message, only to be ignored because they went to town and got drunk instead.

[Dr. Johbson]

Wah? I gave you potions?

[BuriBuriZaemon]

Please welcome John Raymond Legrasse. A humble servant of Cthulhu. 

[Cheeetar]

I signed up, with my hopeless adventurer called Hasuin.

[Deon]

I wonder why there's no Armok there. I've made it!

The hero is Deon Ironblood.

[Micro102]

All the good stuff happens when I'm offline


Weapon dried fish -5
Shield fig leaf -8
Head paper forage-cap -7
Body weevil costume -5
Arms surgical gloves -10
Legs holed socks -10
Talisman glass necklace -7

[Apple Master]

my hero's being a lame-o.
also your hero does more stuff if you're online, so it's best to just keep the window open.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

● Hero's diary ▲
15:46
Escaped the battlefield and hid in a pitfall. I guess I'm not a brilliant tactician.
15:43
Rushed behind the nearest bush. Rocky Raccoon appears to be too strong for me.
15:39
I'm fleeing from the terrible Giant Enemy Crab into the forest. Hope it won't run after me.
15:38
Adroitly evaded a kick in my knee, it hit my head instead.
15:36
They say that Giant Enemy Crab is a formidable opponent. Alas, battle is imminent.
15:35
I've made a little comparison between the Great One and shopping. I mean, my head aches from both of them, but I think shopping is more pleasant.
15:34
Singing Shark was bumped off, but squeaked 'I'm a SHAAARK!' first. Put 23 gold coins in my pocket.
15:28
Took a bath in a youth fountain, restored several pixels of the health bar.
15:27
Escaped the battlefield and hid in a pitfall. I guess I'm not a brilliant tactician.
15:24
Brutal Creeping Мoss was too strong for me. Never mind, I will have my revenge some day.

[Micro102]

RAWR my hero just passed up a wooden sword because he thought it was too good to be true! I want to punish him but I just stored all my power!!!!!!

[Mindmaker]

"A dying knight asked me to deliver rules of the Internet to his Order."

If i only hadn't wasted all my godpower and my hero would listen to me...

[Rakonas]

My hero has an item called "A postcard from Valhalla" in his inventory, and I'm a Norse god. Also, apparently encouraging your hero is more than just special effects occasionally.

[Dr. Johbson]

It can fully heal your guy, yes. Also, it makes him kinder, and more likely to be a good hero. Punishing, if used in combat, will fill your hero with might, or some such, and he will insta-kill whatever he's fighting, although it can backfire and do damage to your hero instead. It also makes your hero cruel, thus, more evilness.

Or so I have read.

[Rakonas]

It can fully heal your guy, yes. Also, it makes him kinder, and more likely to be a good hero. Punishing, if used in combat, will fill your hero with might, or some such, and he will insta-kill whatever he's fighting, although it can backfire and do damage to your hero instead. It also makes your hero cruel, thus, more evilness.

Or so I have read.

Just used it in combat.

11:54
Spaghetti Elemental was set on fire by a thunderbolt. Great One, you are so wise!

[Dr. Johbson]

Oh yeah, I've both fully healed and fully killed myself before too, I mean the evil/good parts. =P

[Dervin]

My hero is armed pretty well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Weapon      twig -10
Shield         tin can -8
Head          paper forage-cap -7
Body          mud coating -10
Arms          surgical gloves -10
Legs           fisherman's boots -4
Talisman      tail of the ball-mouse -9

Edit: I am also fifth on the greed list.