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[Neonivek]

But that's the best kind of mess.  I'd wager that it's even better than some non-messes

Ehhh, it is like swimming in a pool because your thisty... You would still like a glass to keep you grounded.

[forsaken1111]

17:18
Parrots on the main square prophesied: 'Date for the Date God! Dancing for the Dancing Throne!'.

Funniest "blood for the blood god!" Parody

Also, I think Slaves of Armok sounds good but any name would be okay. Maybe a poll could solve this...?

This isn't funny. I voted it down when I saw it.

[Shadowgandor]

Town Name Los-Demonos

Wow, I moved out of Godville :O

[Cheeetar]

# booklet “The 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord”
# collection of Imperial March remixes

Among the list of things my hero was carrying.

[Rex_Nex]

Cheeetar for dictataaar!

[Mindmaker]

Code: [Select]

12:53
Nice The Mighty Berserker's T-shirt! It's going to look great on me.

THAT IDIOT JUST BOUGHT THE SAME ITEM HE WAS WEARING!

[Grendus]

Could be worse. I went through 50 godpower yelling at my guy to pray. Between the garbled messages and him being denser than the gold bricks he's not collecting, he laughed and freaked when I cussed him out. If I had any godpower left, I'd punish him.

[DeKaFu]

I submitted a couple monster ideas. Is there someplace to check whether they've been accepted?

[Apple Master]

Pretty sure they just tell you or something...
Also

● Equipment ↓
Weapon: sharp stick -6
Shield: cupboard door -4
Head: The Mask +0
Body: spiderman's suit -3
Arms: Armlets of Misfortune +0
Legs: military boots -2

Slowly getting better.

[Nirur Torir]

He kept his nearly full set of -1 equipment for a few days, but finally upgraded.

Weapon
dragon's claw +1
Shield
ogre's saucer +0
Head
The Mask +0
Body
fish scale armor +4
Arms
rusty armor gauntlets +0
Legs
swamp waders +0
Talisman
domino +0

[Omegastick]

I'm currently number 1 on the greed list, I feel special.

[Micro102]

MAKE A GOLD BRICK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

[Sean Mirrsen]

O wow, my hero's kitted himself out with nobleman's shoes +4. I guess it's going to be interesting to be in a noble's shoes, I'll just have to aboid Bay12 regulars.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Reading the docs, it didn't look like it was obvious how to make a gold brick with the 3000 gold. So ... is there a button that appears when you get 3000? Or do you just keep shouting "MELT MAKE GOLD BRICK" over and over?

[Farce]

Those were both me.  I was trying to blow my Godpower before he leveled, so I was spouting whatever trying to maybe get his dates to not suck.