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[Orb]

Undead Pixel said that 'Blood for the Blood God!' is a bad motto and perished. What a rude fellow!

 

[Farce]

compass of Ivan Susanin -1

Awesome.

Also, in my loot bag is a "deactivated frankincense monster".

(EDIT:  Accidentally hit the message send without a message typed in, and

01:46 -  My legs suddenly entangled and I a felt right on my paunch. Hey, who tied up my laces?

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[Rex_Nex]

Suddenly my gratitude score went up by over 3x. Huh

[Kagus]

Huh.  The deactivated frankincense monster was one of my ideas, tied to the Angry Scientist.

Aaand, checking my suggestions page, it now says that they've accepted two of the ideas I've sent in (scientist included).  On the "Gratitude" pantheon, it says I've done seven things.

That's more than the creative additions and less than the grammatical corrections.  Oddballs.

[Rex_Nex]

I think its one point every third grammatical correction. Ive sent in a few dozen corrections and about 7 used additions. Score is 18.

Teh_Woots! Got my item into the game!

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    * fluffy wambler

[Cheeetar]

Talisman
admin's tambourine +1

My first + equipment is a tambourine.

[Micro102]

The Mask +4

[Rex_Nex]

A strange person with a thinking helmet on his head mumbled to me: 'Listen to audio porn. It will guide you through your long and harsh trek!'. Is he a member of some secret society?


About my sixth time seeing that today.

[Farce]

Same here.  I wanna keep it in circulation, but not to the point that I'm +ing it every other time I check the window.


In other news I got my first positive item!

Weapon - rake +2
Shield - elephant's ear -1
Head  -hockey mask -1
Body - spiderman's suit -1
Arms - hardened mittens -1
Feet - pink leggings -1
Talisman - compass of Ivan Susanin -1

The hockey mask is pretty cool too.

[Cheeetar]

Mobile Anthill is aiming at holes in my equipment. Oh, saving on clothing was not a good idea.

Finally, my hero understands.

[Neonivek]

By the descriptions it sounds like it tries soo hard to be funny it turns into some sort of googly mess

[Mindmaker]

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Body
The Mighty Berserker's T-shirt +0

Hell yeah.
I'm sure this looks pretty badass.

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Found myself at the hospital with 1108 coins missing. Well, I suppose that was a good night...
 

Oh and could we list all the phrases that ctually do something?

Mine:
search for gold -> hero digs up a random item
heal yourself -> hero takes some time to heal up his wounds
go back to town -> hero returns to town

All phrases seem to have a very low  chance of success, so most of the time it isn't worth it.
Also I always use synonymes as I'm not always sure which word triggers the event.

Also I'll soon be level 12.
Anyone making a guild?
Ant what name should it bear?

[Micro102]

whoever is going to be making the guild, say your username so we can all friend you.

Anyone know how to get more invites?

[Rex_Nex]

Ah, they finally got around to my little fix; Hockey Helmet to Hockey Mask. 8 times with the audio porn, now, level 11.

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Weapon
knotty stick -3
Shield
gravestone -2
Head
hockey helmet +3
Body
musketeer's cloak -1
Arms
pair of kid gloves 'Snow White' +0
Legs
boatswain's hobnailed boots -1
Talisman
necklace of grasshopper's eyes +2

I still have a hockey helmet

[Farce]

By the descriptions it sounds like it tries soo hard to be funny it turns into some sort of googly mess

But that's the best kind of mess.  I'd wager that it's even better than some non-messes.

Anyway I'm on the cusp of level 11 and I've looted an invite to Godville.  We'll see how that goes.

(actually I'm not going to edit it, as he's in town and selling right now)

(NOTANEDIT: 

Persuaded trader to buy invite to Godville at higher price. Earned 2401 gold coins...

07:39 - The trader was so surprised to see invite to Godville, he immediately cashed 2401 coins out for this worthless thing. Heading to the nearest tavern to celebrate.

HELL YEAH!  Inb4 he loses everything in a night he doesn't remember.)

(AREALEDIT:   This guy is an oldschool Dwarf for sure, he keeps buying goddamn shoes.  Paid like 780 or something awful like that for boatswain's hobnailed boots -1.

Also, since he's about to level, I'm trying to blow all his Godpower.  I keep saying Temple and he keeps praying.

07:43 - I just heard a voice in my head: 'Hero, our one-brick Temple needs more babes. Babes for the Babe God'. My god, is that you or am I going crazy?
07:43 - Unrolled my praying mat, babbled prayers in some kind of religious ecstasy.
07:43 - Sat on a rock to have a lunch, but was stunned by a sudden roar from heaven: 'I'm trying to expend this Godpower before you power-up, stop praying'. Choked on a donut.
07:44 - Nice boatswain's hobnailed boots! It's going to look great on me.
07:45 - A voice from the skies thundered: 'Donuts? Our temple needs donuts. THOUSANDS of donuts'. Nice.
07:45 - Following sudden desire, decided to give some prayers.

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