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[Rex_Nex]

Very unlucky

I too am working on world domination. Slowly... watching my ranks lower... until I hit spot zero. Possible? Maybe. Im going to do it, possible or not though.

[Sean Mirrsen]

What was the most expensive item your hero's sold? Mine sold an invite (can't see a use for them at the moment) for around 1050 gold.

[AussieGuy]

Since everyone is posting their equipment, i'll post mine:

(My hero is nearly lvl 10)

Weapon
sushi stick -6
Shield
toilet seat cover -6
Head
cook's cap -2
Body
weevil costume -4
Arms
holed armor gauntlets +1
Legs
veteran's putties -7
Talisman
ostrich's teeth -7

Isn't that the best equipment you've ever seen?

[Farce]

Healed my hero back to full from the brink o'death.

Punished.  "Felt the surge of power from the above and delivered brutal strike to the Fleasaur" doesn't really do anything, and his health went straight back down, to just above red.

4% godpower.

Yeah boy.  That's how I roll.

[buckets]

Woo I'm number 3 in greed!

Wait...  Ok it's all gone now, never mind.

[Lordinquisitor]

Since everyone is posting their equipment, i'll post mine:

(My hero is nearly lvl 10)

Weapon
sushi stick -6
Shield
toilet seat cover -6
Head
cook's cap -2
Body
weevil costume -4
Arms
holed armor gauntlets +1
Legs
veteran's putties -7
Talisman
ostrich's teeth -7

Isn't that the best equipment you've ever seen?

Nene. Here is mine:

Weapon
sushi stick -2
Shield
paper shield -5
Head
rusty colander -1
Body
skin of giant mantis -3
Arms
camel's hair mittens -3
Legs
military boots +0
Talisman
spiked collar -5

[Pandarsenic]

Lots of sushi sticks.

[Farce]

I'm not even sure what a sushi stick is.  I keep picturing a wooden skewer, but I don't know any kind of sushi that comes on a stick.

[dragnar]

06:29
Parrots on the main square prophesied: 'fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight'.                                                                                                                   

Hey, that was me! That was my command to my hero after he ignored me repeatedly. And it came out as gibberish too.

Edit: Wut.

13:55
Dwarfy Leeroy Jenkins turned to dust. Blew off the ashes and picked up order form for sexual harassment.

[Pillow_Killer]

Code: [Select]

Weapon
twig -7
Shield
seat-back -7
Head
wreath of daisies -6
Body
mud coating -10
Arms
pair of surgical gloves -6
Legs
holed socks -10
Talisman
glass necklace -6
lame

[Rex_Nex]

 

Code: [Select]

Arms
pair of kid gloves 'Snow White' +0
 Head
hockey helmet +3
All is not lost for my hero. His idiocy shall endure!

[Pandarsenic]

    * shattered american dream
    * Occam's safety razor
    * set of throwing kitchen knives
    * love triangle
    * binary abacus
    * worn size 15 sneakers
    * soap on a rope
    * dead parrot
    * vial of Glithidine
    * pirate leg

You find some weird loot there in this game. ._.


Also, it seems my problems are not unique:

09:27
While lying in the bush, Adamantine Golem exhaustedly repeats: 'Or go shopping FOR A WEAPON. I am not choosey, it just has to be a weapon.'.

[Apple Master]

● Hero's Diary ▲
17:31
Had some fun at 'Shepherd's stuff' - spent 121 gold coins.
17:31
My wounds are healing, the holes on my outfit are patching, even my pathetic life is starting to look better. I think I should do something great and stupid in your name, my Lord!

The top is the most recent. I lol'd
Also my heroine's gear is pretty rad.

[Rex_Nex]

Ten bucks, within the next few months, your hero can have sex.

And get STDs.

Which reminds me. I kind of just jumped into this forum. What are the rules regarding language?

[Apple Master]

I have no idea.
Most people swear though.
I mean, I use fuck a fair bit and no one really cares.
Stay away from homosexual insults though. I got 3 warning for using the word fag.