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[Farce]

He's bought MORE SHOES.  Pink leggings -1, specifically.  He replaced that ear necklace with an ancient cork, so only three of the last four buys have been shoes.  What the hell, hero?

Anyway I smote his ass.  For about 1/5 hp, that I'll need to heal later, probably.

04:22
Found myself at the hospital with 955 coins missing. Well, I suppose that was a good night...
>> Gold - 40 coins

He blew his entire wallet!  The daft little bastard.

Why don't you have your own holy book, Great One? All the other gods have one. Please accept 4 gold coins and hire a writer.

FFFFFFFFFF


(EDIT:  The first loot he got right after was a Guide to the Galaxy.  My hero's got magical treasure finding skills.)

[Criptfeind]

God: Cryptfiend
Hero: Criptfeind

And so he stared at a counter until a paper forage-cap popped out.

[Ultimuh]

Shield: elephant's ear +1

 

[Creaca]

Oh boy, I (Jergal) am at the top of the Greed Pantheon.

[Micro102]

ALMOST LVL 11!!!!!

Has anyone built a guild yet?

EDIT - That was some kind of scam, I would say. Otherwise, why would have I bought this piece of crap; bell-mouthed gauntlets for 905 gold coins...... +2 > -1

PUNISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

[Pandarsenic]

It's said that money brings power. I guess I have a chance to check that out.
21:56
A voice from the skies shouted: 'Buy a weapon.'. Funny.
21:57
Stole long johns while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 518 gold coins as a compensation.
21:57
Sat on a rock to have a lunch, but was stunned by a sudden roar from heaven: 'Buy a weapon!'. Choked on a donut.
21:59
Clouds in the skies suddenly formed into words: 'Buy a better weapon!'.
22:01
Where did I lose my wallet?
22:04
Food at 'Shepherd's stuff' was just great, but quite pricey. Paid 6 coins.
22:07
Almighty god, give me some money to spent on donation and some time to give prayers to you!
22:07
I'm cold, hungry, lonely and desolate. I object! Great One, do something, make yourself useful!
22:10
Recently I was looking into a deep well and felt compelled to kick someone down it. Madness.
22:13
Back on the warpath.
22:18
Dead Slender Man gave me 16 gold coins and brought me one step closer to world supremacy.

USELESS
WHORE

edit:

22:18
Great One, cover me! I'm reloading!


YOU ARE CARRYING A SUSHI STICK -5 INSTEAD OF A DECENT WEAPON LIKE I DEMANDED YOU BUY.

I swear, if I wasn't going pure good and thus No-Punishment....

[mattie2009]

Found a melted piece of armor with some words on it: 'If this battle doesn't end right this moment, I'll murder you both.'. (+|−)

I think somebody smote their hero.

The fuck? I wrote that!

Edit:

My hero's equipment:
Weapon: twig -10
Body: adam's costume -10
Talisman: nut beads -10

Add one Holed Socks -8 to the equipment list. This man is a fucking genius.

06:28
It's said that money brings power. I guess I have a chance to check that out.

06:28
Caught trader on lesser larceny, got some gold for silence.

06:29
Parrots on the main square prophesied: 'fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight'.                                                                                                                     

[Pandarsenic]

22:39
Nearly stepped on unconscious hero with imprinted words on his forehead: 'Kill enemies and buy or acquire weapons and armor and shields'.

Well now.

[AussieGuy]

Woo, i got my first postive item

holed armor gauntlets +1

Serioiusly, my guy sucks at buying equipment. Most of his stuff his around -7 and he's nearly lvl 10

[Sean Mirrsen]

Items deep "in the minus" may just be damaged. They also degrade over time, or are supposed to, at least.

[Mindmaker]

Weapon
two-handled chopper +0
Shield
advertising hoarding -2
Head
ceremonial cap -1
Body
alchemist's robe +1
Arms
wristlets 'Mitollica' -2
Legs
seven-league boots -2
Talisman
admin's tambourine +2

My guy had pretty decent equipment now.
Seems like stopping giving him brain damage, with constant punishment, has paid off.

Items deep "in the minus" may just be damaged. They also degrade over time, or are supposed to, at least.

Now that you say it... you're right!
My cap was +0 just a moment ago.. I think.

[Rex_Nex]

My guy's equipment. Level 10. Your gauntlets are better

Weapon
knotty stick -3
Shield
broken washing tub -3
Head
mask of rabbit -1
Body
skin of giant mantis -3
Arms
holed armor gauntlets -4
Legs
long johns -2
Talisman
ancient cork -3

[Mindmaker]

Mine is level 10 too.
Seemy like you're pretty unlucky.

Or maybe it's even influenced by alignment.

[mattie2009]

While lying in the bush, Hellish Fleasaur exhaustedly repeats: 'Kill enemies and buy or acquire weapons and armor and shields'.

Huh. I'm not the only one delving into the mix-up madness.

Also, I am no.2 in the pantheon of greed.

[Farce]

Whoa, Pandar, I've got a sushi stick -5 too.  He keeps buying goddamn shoes.  And that one time he spent 1000 for a hospital visit and stuff.  I'm pretty sure its always been -5, though.

That Guide to the Galaxy sold for like 505 coinage.  It was great, but now he's wandering around almost dead, and I've only got 18% to heal/smite him with.

My encourages were working 100% of the time for like the past two days, but they've gone and started sucking again.  A shame.


On a mathier note, the top hero in the land is currently 7.41848245 times the man my hero is.  But someday... someday, that number will be <1.  Yesssss.