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[Rex_Nex]

● News from the Battlefields
Gazing at his own belly-button...


Dear god shakaru, you ARE an idiot!

[Apple Master]

Level 10 -> 11 takes damn ages.
Annnd my heroine's now "Righteous"

[Micro102]

I rule


Weapon
dried fish -5
Shield
elephant's ear -1
Head
rusty colander -5
Body
weevil costume -5
Arms
plaster cast +2 <<<<<<<<<<<<!!!!!!!!!!
Legs
rusty metal boots -3
Talisman
Chinese One Ring -5



EDIT: Terminator T-34 this guy is toooooooouuuugh

[Errol]

Neutral again. She ordered me to move aside. She wrought this upon herself.

I also have a +0 gravestone, which is kinda cool.

[Nirur Torir]

I had gardening shears for a while, but they were switched out to a battle shovel.

I also had a tank driver's helm +2. The stupid hero switched it out for a mask of rabbit -1.

I'm really glad that I am an evil god, and will have the opportunity to kill my hero for this after he prays.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

But ... wait, isn't +2 better than -1?
And wouldn't a tank driver's helm be a better base item type than a mask of rabbit?

I strongly suspect the game doesn't even use those numbers, items, etc.

[Mindmaker]

Level 10 -> 11 takes damn ages.
Annnd my heroine's now "Righteous"

Same here, hopefully being good pays off someday.

[Micro102]

being good gives higher chances for healing success.

[Kagus]

11:30
I just heard a voice in my head: 'Heal yourself!'. My god, is that you or am I going crazy?
11:30
Sat on a rock to have a lunch, but was stunned by a sudden roar from heaven: 'Reit! Restoex! Heal! REVRNLE!'. Choked on a donut.
11:31
I think someone tried to tell me something...
11:31
A voice from the skies thundered: 'Pray please.'. Hey, turn the volume down!
11:31
Sudden gust of wind brought some words: 'PRAY FOR GUIDANCE YOU INSOLENT BRAT!'.

No shit, Sherlock...

EDIT:

12:03
I just heard a voice in my head: 'Kick balls, reap rewards.'. My god, is that you or am I going crazy?
12:04
Clouds in the skies suddenly formed into words: 'LISTEN TO ME, sodding git...'.
12:04
A voice from the skies shouted: 'You're wasting my power, you deaf idiot! LISTEN when I talk to you!'. Funny.
12:05
Mysterious voice whispered gently: 'IT'S NOT FUNNY. I'm *this* close to going back on my pacifistic nature.'.
12:05
Great one, if you exist, help me. Otherwise, move aside.
12:05
A voice from the skies thundered: 'MOVE ASIDE?! Are you daft? I AM YOUR LORD.'. Nice.

I'm really wondering if I should've taken the good path...  The temptation to smite this imbecile is incredibly strong.

Note that these last few messages were done while the hero was in combat.  As you can see, the enemy he was fighting suffered absolutely no ill effect.

[Virex]

Meh, my hero turned good. Will have to work on that.

Oh he turned neutral again. Good, now stay there while I make you chaotic neutral my little fruitcake...

[returntonull]

What-ho. He's actually got a +0 item now.

Spiderman's Suit +0

Too bad it clashes with his pink fur mittens.

Had some fun at 'Boatmurdered' - spent 425 gold coins.

I blame each and every one of you for this.

[mattie2009]

My hero just fled from a Good-looking Orly Owl, and ran smack-goddamn-bang into Ceiling cat.

I'll get the revivifying ray ready.

[Nirur Torir]

Found a melted piece of armor with some words on it: 'If this battle doesn't end right this moment, I'll murder you both.'. (+|−)

I think somebody smote their hero.

[Sean Mirrsen]

My hero changed his Coffee Table Top +1 for a Coffin Lid -1. I guess he's just asking for it.

[Kagus]

Ookaay...  They just half-accepted one of my sentence revisions.

Spoiler: Original (click to show/hide)

I bandaged up the nasty cut. Why do the monsters have sharp claws, teeth and other dangerous weapons?

Spoiler: Suggested Revision (click to show/hide)

I bandaged up a nasty cut. Why do monsters have such sharp claws, teeth and other pointy bits?

Spoiler: Current Version (click to show/hide)

I bandaged up the nasty cut. Why do the monsters have such sharp claws, teeth and other pointy bits?

Oddballs.  Also, I haven't had a single new addition accepted...  Not the monsters, the items, the quests, or the diary entries.  Strange.