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[Farce]

It's turning out that way, isn't it?


Also he traded in his damn shoes again.  Ski boots -1.

[Rex_Nex]

Come on level 10, hurry up.

[LASD]

While fighting an adamantine golem.

A strange person with a colander on his head whistled to me: 'Climb on the roof and destroy it's natural habitat!'. Is he a member of some secret society? 

Haha. That was a valid tactic against the Ceiling Cat, but I'm happy to see someone is amused by my ramblings.

[BuriBuriZaemon]

Damned Fish-tailed Mudslinger has stolen my cookie! My god, you should punish him!

I don't even remember him carrying cookie.

My hero is a millimeter away from level 10. He did foolishly spend money on bogus Rolex -5, ugh.

[Acanthus117]

Wait, I still don't understand. Is a higher number on the item better or worse?

[AussieGuy]

When it says "sandals -5" and "sandals -4" -4 is higher because its bigger (in negative terms)

[Acanthus117]

Damn. My stuff sucks.

If I could draw, I'd so wanna draw my heroine, who is running around wearing a bathrobe, a pumpkin on her head, bracers of the working teacher and beating up Epic Beard Men with sticks.

[AussieGuy]

That would be epic but what would bracers of the working teacher look like?!?!

Also,

Suddenly, from the nearest hills there was a roar: 'Note to self: healing is crtl-shift-alt-H, rose petals is ctrl-alt-H.'. Who's there?

I tried both but got nothing

[Acanthus117]

@ AussieGuy:

I think they'd be made out of teacher skin or something.

[Cheeetar]

That would be epic but what would bracers of the working teacher look like?!?!

Also,

Suddenly, from the nearest hills there was a roar: 'Note to self: healing is crtl-shift-alt-H, rose petals is ctrl-alt-H.'. Who's there?

I tried both but got nothing

When that sort of stuff happens, it's what another god said to their follower. Occasionally you hear it. If you press the +, some other guy hears it, and if you press the -, some other guy doesn't hear it.

[AussieGuy]

Yeah, i knew that, I was just trying to be funny   

[Ultimuh]

I saw that one too, and I fell for it.
anyway.. my "hero" decided to turn to the dark side recently (after a series of thunderbolts struck him).

10:33 Tried to be evil, fiercely trampled down a bunch of roadside dandelions.

[Rex_Nex]

Your hero is a badass.

[Ultimuh]

11:48
Clouds in the skies suddenly formed into words: 'sacrifice coins'.
11:48
I think I know what that was... Great one, I'm quite busy now, can you check back later?.
11:51
I just heard a voice in my head: 'SACRIFICE COINS! NOW!'. My god, is that you or am I going crazy?
11:52
A voice from the skies thundered: 'If I had enough godpower.. I would have smiten you instantly!'. Hey, turn the volume down!
11:52
Great one, if you exist, help me. Otherwise, move aside.

I have a feeling that he dosn't take me very seriously.. 

[Zaranthan]

Silly clouds. I tried to cheer my hero with 'Fight, fight, fight the horrifying ancient beast!' The clouds dropped the "the." Hopefully I didn't encourage the mammoth too much.