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[Rex_Nex]

Oh my myself!

                                Recently I was looking into a deep well and felt compelled to kick   someone down to it. Madness.

This is getrting disturbing.... And my character still ranks as neutral.

I added that. I see you haven't saw the movie "300"?

[returntonull]

So I come back to find my hero dead. His quest? "Learn to fly heroically, fist-first." Pizza hero.

Annoyingly this bumps him off of spot #6 on the greed chart, alas.

[Duelmaster409]

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03:51
Found a mountainhome. It had been ransacked by clowns, so I took some beer in a blood-covered barrel. I think I saw some cat corpses too.

Sounds highly suspicious...

[Farce]

Saw lightning flashes at the horizon and a hero, trying to avoid the wrath of his god. Poor guy... Our relations with Almighty are much better - total harmony and understanding.

Dammit.  He's lucky I don't have the godpower to smite him for wandering around the wilderness for the past five hours half-dead, running from everything he found and dropping a bunch of swag from the unpatched hole in his lootsack.

Blew my recharge trying to heal him up, too.


Also it's kinda annoying when encourage doesn't heal +50% of the time.  I ended up using that recharge because it failed, and the encourage after recharging failed too.

[Kagus]

Hoo, that was close...  Just switched back to the Godville tab to find my adventurer marching back to town with a single point of health.  Yipes.  I've only got 4% power charged up.

He's been coming up against some nasty critters lately...  Glowing grues and feral heroes.  Deal 11-20 damage each hit.  He's already had a "rematch" with a particular grue, but that didn't turn out so well.

[Mindmaker]

Dammit.  He's lucky I don't have the godpower to smite him for wandering around the wilderness for the past five hours half-dead, running from everything he found and dropping a bunch of swag from the unpatched hole in his lootsack.

When my hero does that I tell him to go to town. There's a 50/50 chance he will listen.

[Rex_Nex]

I "always" seem to get a heal on encourage. I haven't touched punish (Whats the point of it? Yes, you can instakill an enemy, but sending the command "punch" or other fighting words to him will do the same, nearly), and my guy flat out refuses to buy anything good with his money, which he never has less then 500 of, for some reason. Crazy soab.

[Farce]

He'll actually listen to that?

Also, I have just encountered a beer golem.  Which my hero managed to beat, surprisingly!

News from the Battlefield
'Who am I?.. Where am I?.. Who are all these people?..'

This confuses me.


This... this kinda scares me.  I left it there so I could maybe get some support down on him, but I kinda forgot about it and it did that.


I've used punish maybe three times now.  Whenever I've used it, depending on luck, I've inspired my hero to smite them harder, or outright smote them myself.  One was struck down instantly with "unbearable pain", and I "scared my hero with my cruelty" with it, which was satisfying.

[Kagus]

00:05
Found myself at the hospital with 1153 coins missing. Well, I suppose that was a good night...
00:06
Lit a candle for the peace of murdered monsters' souls.

Stupid useless git...  Then he goes and donates 68 coins to me, which is a pretty large sum for him.  He generally just gives me 2-5 coins when he prays.

Twit.

[Ultimuh]

It is very annoying, haveing less than 5% godpower, and not be able to order the "hero" to help me raise some more..

[Farce]

08:10 - My wounds are healed at once! What a nice trick...

08:11 - I found a new hole in the sack and didn't find envelope for e-mail message.

08:11 - Left data rope at a rest place, alongside with a week's stock of food supplies.

---snip---

08:15 - While I was cleaning my equipment, a nasty Crafty Wumpus stole 29 coins from my wallet.

Earlier he gave a well cooked book to some hobo, too.  He's very free with the little loot he gets.

I guess that he got a working black hole model in between losing the envelope and the data rope makes up for it a little.  He replaced his strong staff with a sushi stick, though, which is lame.

(EDIT: 

09:05 - Attended a heel massotherapy session.

Dammit, hero.  I don't even know what that means, but it sounds like blasphemy.

In other news, I have completed my second quest - to find a full pot at the end of a rainbow - and I now own my first golden brick.  How exciting.)

[Rakonas]

 A voice from the skies thundered: 'Kick him in the balls!'. Nice.
06:26
I'm fleeing from the terrible Wumpus into the forest. Hope it won't chase me.
06:26
Okay, Okay! I get it... No need to be so harmful, Great One!
If he doesn't listen to me in the next fight, he's dead.

[Mindmaker]

So what are good combat relatet phrases or keywords that actually work?
Right now communicating with my hero only seems useful, when I try to get him go to town.

[buckets]

12:47
Sudden gust of wind brought some words: 'Do some more questing!'.
12:47
So that's how it is better to get acquainted with Charon the ferryman! Thanks for the help, Wisest One!

The quest bar got a nice boost after that.

[fenrif]

I woke up this morning and Tarquin Shitbags was dead.

I've ressurected him, but I've lost all faith in him now. He's apparently kind now, which is completely the opposite of what i intended.