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LordShotGun

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Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« on: May 20, 2010, 06:46:47 pm »

This is intended to copy some of those DnD threads that have the posters say what stats they think they would have due too life and work experiences. If you give yourself anything better then Professional you better have a really good reason :D

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http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Experience
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Skill

For example, myself.

Proficient Cook- I cook alot and several times for large groups over 20

Proficient Archer- I own my own handmade longbow and I'v entered archery competions

Skilled Negotiator/Persuader- I manage and lead a small work team for an electric company and have to talk to my boss for funding and equipment.

Competent Comedian- I'm a bit of a clown when I want to be (especially with alcohol :D)

Competent Judge of intent- I am pretty good about picking up on people's moods and such

Expert Liar- I had to lie through out my child and teenage years to both my parents and never got caught about ALOT of things like religion, politics, and my own personal sex life (not gay, but was active much earlier then either parent knew  :D)

Adequate Carpenter- I infrequntly (about once every two years) completly replace my wooden plank fence

Novice Mason - Helped install some drywall and built a brick shed.

Dabbling Wound Dresser- I can and have applied pressure bandages and bandaids

Dabbling Plant Gatherer- I go visit family in Maine and gather wild stawberries and wild blackberries.
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2010, 06:57:29 pm »

Mine, skipping social skills:

Proficient Animal Caretaker
Competent Engraver
Talented Cook
Dabbling Herbalist
Dabbling Grower
Adept Appraiser (all the administrator stats are from managing financial data in my office)
Professional Organizer
Proficient Building Designer
Professional Record Keeper
Adept Swimmer
Professional Musician (not a DF skill, but meh)

Sadly, no ranks in Mechanic, Mason or Carpenter, despite my consistent interest. I don't seem to have much skill with tools unless being actively supervised by someone telling me what to do :\

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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 08:16:37 pm »

Sans the dabbling skills:
Adept Carpenter
Novice Wood Cutter
Adequate Mason
Adequate Ambusher
Competent Animal Caretaker
Skilled Wound Dresser
Adequate Cook
Novice Grower
Competent Mechanic
Novice Pump Operator (Don't ask)
Novice Building Designer
Proficient Dodger
Proficient Swordsman
Proficient Fighter
Novice Wrestler
Competent Comedian
Skilled Liar
Adequate Negotiator
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2010, 08:39:33 pm »

Lesse...

Adequate fisherman
(Used to go fishing with my dad, was pretty good at it.  Haven't done it in 10 years though)

Competent Swordsman
Competent Shield User
Competent Spearman
Adequate ambusher.
(You know that movie, "The Sasquatch gang"?  That was what me and my friends did in our spare time until halfway through middle school.  Though our weapons were mostly wood and hurt like hell.  They just had a little bubble wrap taped on.)

Adequate Striker
Adequate Kicker
Adequate Wrestler
(Yellow belt in Karate)

Novice Weaver
Novice Trapper
Novice Diagnostician
Novice Wound Dresser
(half a year in the scouts)

Competent Cook
(I can, I just don't like to.)

Skilled Animal Caretaker
(Tons of pets and grandparents owned a farm I spent a lot of time helping out at)

As for non DF skills I guess I would be a novice Computer Programmer, Professional Computer Hardware Engineer, Competent Driver.
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2010, 10:08:17 pm »

Legendary Engraver
Legendary Liar
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2010, 03:55:56 am »

Talented Dodger - I'm crap at pinning people, but I only know one guy able to pin me properly, and my dodging skills are second to none.

Talented Wound Dresser - I was a member of the Red Cross for ages, I can do all the basic first aid in my sleep plus some of the more difficult stuff that you have to apply for.

Competent cook - I can cook student meals, but nothing fancy.

Adequate Metalsmith - Metal is my favourite thing to work with. I'm not great from a technical standpoint, think Orkwares

Adequate Swordsdwarf - Both my mum and my dad (re-enactors) have taught me, but I've got no real talent for it.

Adequate Archer - I've used a bow a fair bit, I go larping as well, but again, no talent.

Dabbling Axedwarf - Used them, hate them.

Novice Shield User - I occasionally use a shield when LARPing, but I'm not great with them.

Adept speardwarf - Here's my thing. All those other weapons are kinda lame compared to the sheer awesomeness of the spear.

Proficient comedian - I'm the joker of my group, always have been.

Proficient Liar - I'd prefer not to think of it as lying, I'd much prefer "evasive conversationalist".
« Last Edit: May 21, 2010, 04:04:14 am by Rowanas »
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2010, 03:57:35 am »

Adequate Wrestler
Adequate Ambusher
Adequate Crutch Walker
Skilled Engraver
Adequate Cleaning
Adequate Diagnostician
Novice Cook
Competent Wood Crafter
Competent Mechanic
Competent Weaponsmith
Adequate Carpenter
Adequate Fighter

Novice Comedian
Competent Conversationalist
Novice Flatterer
Competent Judge of intent
Talented Liar
Novice Negotiator 
Proficient Concentration
Novice Consoler
Proficient Observer 
Talented Student
Competent Teacher

I pick a lot of things up.
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2010, 04:07:35 am »

Legendary Engraver
Legendary Liar

Hehe. Clever.

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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2010, 11:19:57 am »

Let's see...
He lives life at a leisurely pace. He does not go out of its/his/her way to help others. He is quick to anger. He is not interested in art. He prefers that others handle the leadership roles. He would rather intimidate others than compromise with them. He finds rules confining. He prefers to be alone. He has a fertile imagination. He only rarely feels strong cravings or urges. He dislikes intellectual discussions. He is modest. He is put off by authority and tradition. He is very disorganized. He is concerned about rejection and ridicule. He is self-disciplined. He is very distant and reserved. He is slow to trust others. He can handle stress. He tends not to openly express emotions. He is compassionate. He acts impulsively.

Tough
Slow to tire
Quick to heal
A sharp intellect
Little memory to speak of
Very good creativity
Good intuition
A lot of willpower
A poor ability to manage or understand social relationships

Novice Miner
Carpenter
Mason
Novice Ambusher
Crutch walker
Dabbling Cook
Dabbling Strand extractor
Dabbling Mechanic
Dabbling Alchemist
Dabbling Armor user
Novice Fighter
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Striker
Novice Wrestler
Student
Dabbling Teacher


Please note that all these skills are based on what they mean in dwarf fortress. I am more capable of creating rock mechanisms than I am working on a car. Likewise while I am proficient at shooting a gun, that doesn't translate well to archery. I make certain assumptions on how the strand extraction works that may be false, but if it works like I think it does I am what I claim.
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2010, 12:47:20 pm »

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Hehe. Clever.
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2010, 02:00:22 pm »

Not even going to try with the personality...

Strong (I am often asked to help move furniture.)
Very Agile (I can move fast, to the point where I was asked why I didn't join track in High School...)
Tough
Quick to Tire (...but I can't keep moving like that very long.)
Rarely Sick (At least not with anything worse than a minor cold.)

A good intellect
An iffy memory
Great creativity
The ability to focus
Willpower
A great deal of patience
A good feel for  the surrounding space
A very good sense of the position of own body
A little difficulty with words (When I'm nervous, I stutter/mumble)
A natural ability with music (It's been a little while, but if I could just find a tuner for my viola...)
An ability to read emotions fairly well
A meager ability with social relationships (I am a shy guy. And I don't mean the mario character.)

Novice Ambusher (The sound of surprise is "HOLYSHITWHEREDYOUCOMEFROM, for the record.)
Novice Animal Caretaker (Since my sibling rarely takes care of theirs.)
Unskilled Bone Doctor (Listed due to current career choice [LDCCC])
Dabbling Diagnostician (I'm still in college though (Not as a Dr., but as a Medical Assistant at least))
Unskilled Surgeon (LDCCC)
Unskilled Suturer (LDCCC)
Adequate Wound Dresser (I get plenty of practice. In school and otherwise.)
Adequate Cook (Not on a large scale or anything, but I know my way around a kitchen at least.)
Novice Grower (I'm always roped into helping with the gardening)
Dabbling Fisherman (I caught a big mouthed bass once, supposedly. I still fish at some times, too.)
Novice Record Keeper (Notes....)
Adequate Dodger
Dabbling Striker (No comment, really, it's just happened in the past is all.)
Dabbling Bowman (I've fired a bow before. Can't recall when, though.)
Dabbling Wrestler (Who hasn't roughhoused before?)
Novice Comedian (Of the dead-pan snarker variety)
Novice Intimidator (No comment.)
Novice Judge of Intent (My siblings keep this and intimidator in practice. ::))
Dabbling Liar
Dabbling Negotiator
Dabbling Pacifier
Proficient Student (I learn fast!)
Dabbling Teacher (I sometimes help others puzzle some things out)

I know it's a long list. Sorry. That ability to focus doesn't always kick in when it needs to. :P
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2010, 02:31:27 pm »

Very Agile (see Dodger)
Quick to Tire
Rarely Sick

Adept Ambusher (Sneaking up on a group of hikers in the woods is always fun)
Novice Trapper (i catch rabbits... WITH ME BARE HANNDS)
Novice Fisherman
Novice Mechanic
Skilled Archer (able to bullseye 75% of the time at 40yds)
Skilled Biter
Expert Dodger (always last out in dodgeball)
Competent Kicker (kicking hurts way more than punching)
Skilled Shield User ---> (sparring with friends)
Proficient Swordman  ---^
Competent Fighter----------^
Novice Comedian
Adequate Judge of Intent
Skilled Negotiator
Adept Observer
Talented Student
Skilled Record Keeper
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2010, 02:42:30 pm »

Competent mechanic
Competent carpenter
Adept student
Proficient wood cutter
Proficient carpenter
Adequate diagnostician
Adequate wound dresser
Professional building designer
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2010, 08:43:30 pm »

As I ruthlessly steal and modify someone elses to fit mine since i accidently deleted all of mine.

Adept Ambusher (Sneaking up on a group of hikers in the woods is always fun)
Novice Mechanic
Skilled Rifleman
Adept Dodger (madcrazy reflexes)
Adequete Shield User ---> (sparring with friends, low level renn-faire stuff)
Adequete Sword/Hammerman  ---^
Competent Fighter----------^
Novice Comedian
Adept Judge of Intent
Novice Negotiator
Adept Observer
Talented Student
Adequete Record Keeper
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Re: Stat Yourself out as a Dwarf!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2010, 10:31:42 pm »

Sans the dabbling skills:
Adept Carpenter
Novice Wood Cutter
Adequate Mason
Adequate Ambusher
Competent Animal Caretaker
Skilled Wound Dresser
Adequate Cook
Novice Grower
Competent Mechanic
Novice Pump Operator (Don't ask)
Novice Building Designer
Proficient Dodger
Proficient Swordsman
Proficient Fighter
Novice Wrestler
Competent Comedian
Skilled Liar
Adequate Negotiator

Legendary Pump Operator
Legendary Milker

~No questions here...
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