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[r3d5kull]

Wow, Lol, Rofl, lulz, ect.


Well, This gave me some good laughes and cheered me up. thanks guys

(By the way, with all the troll attempts on here, I think nobody believes you, OP. Or we would be posting numbers for suicide hotlines and running around with mattresses for you to fall on)

He is right    ↓

It is due to the humor in the original post. 'Fey Mood', 'shitty day', all of that shit.

People with humor like to live. It's a rule.
Only if you're out of humor or out of life-energy will you commit suicide- ever.

And I have to say my favorite one was, O.o

You could always try to teach American politicians to actually do what they promise.


And then die of frustration.

[Caesar]

Glad to have been of assistance, then.

[smigenboger]

I don't understand the farewell note thing. If you write one, wouldn't you feel at peace with what you wrote, therefore there's no need to 'make peace' through leaving a rude mess for the janitors?

I wonder if trolls Rick Roll at their funeral.

[Cthulhu]

1. Get on a skyscraper.
2. Douse yourself in oil.
3. Slit your wrists.
4. Take as many sleeping pills and drugs as possible.
5. Set yourself on fire.
6. Bite into a cyanide capsule and in the same split second commit sepukku.
7. At this point a friend of yours shots you in the back with a shotgun.
8. Fall down, right into the traffic.
9. Get smashed at the impact and then get smashed by some cars.
10. The Bomb that you carried on your body now explodes.
11.
12. Profit. Or not.

You'd die about halfway down the building. The shock of falling would cause your heart to stop or exert so much that it essentially explodes.

That's a myth.  People have survived longer falls than that.

[uber pye]

bite off all your body parts then bleed to death

[ChairmanPoo]

That's a myth.  People have survived longer falls than that.

as anyone who has seen a film of parachute people doing stuff in free fall can attest

[piecewise]

Bite off your own head

[ChairmanPoo]

bang a wall to death with your forehead.

[Vulkan]

Sit on a large, unpleasant spike.

Eventually gravity will lower you enough on it that it comes out just below your neck.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

That's a myth.  People have survived longer falls than that.

as anyone who has seen a film of parachute people doing stuff in free fall can attest

Such as this dude

[Pathos]

That's a myth.  People have survived longer falls than that.

People with training and equipment, yes. You can find people who can drag along an aeroplane using their bare hands and a bit of rope.

That doesn't mean the average person on the street can do it.

[ChairmanPoo]

Stop being daft. Hearts don't explode from falling from great heights. Unless they go splat at the hard end of the fall, that is.

[Heron TSG]

Sometimes hearts explode when they're shot from a great height.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

not with lazors they dont

[Pathos]

Stop being daft. Hearts don't explode from falling from great heights. Unless they go splat at the hard end of the fall, that is.

Overexertion from panic. At the very least, it causes a heart attack.