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[r3d5kull]

Hello guys,

Well I've had a shitty day and have thought about killing myself. Well, I have had been taken by fey mood and ask you guys on ways to kill myself. Well I don't think I'll actually go through with it but I want to know what your guys best suggestions are.

[Caesar]

Ah, yes..

The ancient art of suicide.
Might I suggest the classic snake-pit approach?

[Red Fortune]

Suicide bomb something...


Go out with a bang.


_{(Ohoho, Red Fortune, you sly beast, you!)}

[The Architect]

Ah, humor, the best way to absolve such things...?

Read the original Monte Cristo (of course, you'll need it translated to English, but I mean that you don't want it abridged). That will help you out with this problem more than anything else will.

I mean this quite sincerely.

[ChairmanPoo]

Suicide through sexual exhaustion.

[Lordinquisitor]

1. Get on a skyscraper.
2. Douse yourself in oil.
3. Slit your wrists.
4. Take as many sleeping pills and drugs as possible.
5. Set yourself on fire.
6. Bite into a cyanide capsule and in the same split second commit sepukku.
7. At this point a friend of yours shots you in the back with a shotgun.
8. Fall down, right into the traffic.
9. Get smashed at the impact and then get smashed by some cars.
10. The Bomb that you carried on your body now explodes.
11.
12. Profit. Or not.

[ChairmanPoo]

possibly not. But it would be cool to watch.

[Lordinquisitor]

Boring.

Well, then go to somewhere cold. (arctic?) and freeze to death. I heard after some seconds you don`t feel anything anymore.

Anyway; Be sure to tell us how it went.

[ChairmanPoo]

I'm pretty sure that any suicide method, when correctly executed, implies not feeling anything anymore afterwards.

[Lordinquisitor]

Ofc i meant the last seconds of dying.

[Phmcw]

Keep on living, it's the safest way to die.

[Pillow_Killer]

Gunshot. Quick, not painful(Assuming you're nbot a total fucking looser and dont miss your own brain).

[Caesar]

You could always try to teach American politicians to actually do what they promise.


And then die of frustration.

[piecewise]

Gunshot. Quick, not painful(Assuming you're nbot a total fucking looser and dont miss your own brain).

Aiming for the heart is better, if a few seconds less quick. People survive head shots a lot and just end up horribly mentally impaired. Either that or aim at the back of the head to destroy the brain stem, since it directs autonomic systems.

[Caesar]

You could try drowning. I heard it is a very peaceful death.
It seems to be like dreaming, according to people who barely survived it.


Another thing you could try would be playing the hero.
Eventually one of your suicidal heroic actions will end up getting you killed. Like running into a burning house.