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[ChairmanPoo]

not in normal, healthy people

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Overexertion from panic. At the very least, it causes a heart attack.

not "at the very least", that is actually the most extreme case, not the "least".

[SheepishOne]

I always figured the wire filament head lop was the way I'd go out. Simply take a filament of some sort and tie it around your neck and to the ceiling. Superglue your hands to your head. (IMPORTANT: Do not glue them so they obstruct the wire or you will lose the effect.) Then jump off a chair or something. The wire should sever your head, leaving it in your hands. When you're found, it will look like you ripped your head off.

For the funeral, I'm thinking you get a replica of yourself, but in hufu. Have the priest cut you up and serve you to the attendance. Oh, if only hufu was not fictitious!

[Melagius]

Oh no, not a bad day!

No balls won't take a trip to a volcano and submerge your head in lava.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Sometimes hearts explode when they're shot from a great height.

♪♫♪♪
Sometimes hearts explode
When shot from a great height
Or stabbed with an electrode
Or struck by your holy light
♪♪♫♪
And I been struck by you
Like the fist of an angry Thor
It's just something that you do
It's just a way that you keep score
♫♪♫♫

[Ralith]

If you still want a list of ways to kill yourself in three months, PM me.

[Karnewarrior]

Alright, here's what you do:

Operation:World War Three

Step one: Hire a assassin, tell him to assassinate Kurt Jones, Arussian agent working for the communist threat. Tell him that Kurt will be on main street at 5:00 PM on a sunday, that's when he gets his orders for the week. Kurt will be wearing all black, with a bowler hat.
Step two: Buy a bowler hat. I think you can see where I'm going with this.
Step three: ??
Step four: Laugh your dead arse off.

[Rilder]

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

[Urist Imiknorris]

Now I'm going to have to rickroll people at my funeral. THAT'S WHAT THIS THREAD HAS DONE TO ME.

[Heron TSG]

How hard could it be to make a meat replica of yourself to be served at your funeral? That'd be pretty cool, especially if you added in pig bones to make it look more realistic. I would suggest cleaning the pig bones first.

[ChairmanPoo]

How hard could it be to make a meat replica of yourself to be served at your funeral? That'd be pretty cool, especially if you added in pig bones to make it look more realistic. I would suggest cleaning the pig bones first.

why does it have to be a replica?

[Supercharazad]

Get a plane to hawaii, jump into magma, PERISH IN THE FIREY BLOOD OF ARMOK!

[sonerohi]

Fight to the death against the adbot.

[Toybasher]

EUREKA!


Find a 45 z-level drop in dwarf fortress and jump off it, your adventurer should die on impact, let Urist McDepressed kill himself so you dont have to!

[smigenboger]

Not if a deer happens to be passing underneath