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[ExKirby]

"Bread. You can't swing a sword without bread in the first place."

[knightedskull]

Btw, I forgot to mention that everyone has 2 days to make a turn and 2 turns of miss is horrible fate chance until death.

[Paranatural]

I reply, "We come seeking God's Tear."

[knightedskull]

Episode 2:

BTW, I forgot to mention that talking, moving, and doing some things (picking up object) count as free actions.

Start levitating and answer sword

[6+1]   You move in front of the party and levitate in the air some meters high with your eyes illuminate brightly of Red.  Your fiery cape bursts forth with new flames that it ignites the roof of a nearby building.
   The true demonic voice inside you speak with cold breath as you hold your steel claws forward: "Sword".
   Some of the villagers start running away in terror with screams.
   The Elder doesn't move.   However the Guards stand in front of the Elder with their Maces drawn, ready for action.

"Bread. You can't swing a sword without bread in the first place."

[5] You perform cartwheel jump over Ha'Toki's head and land between her and the Guards.
   With your round pink body and your big narrow eyes you turn around to the she-devil that is Ha'Toki and explain that without food you wouldn't have the strength to swing a sword.
   This causes the guards to be somewhat confused on the situation.

I reply, "We come seeking God's Tear."

  You clear your throat that caught everyones attention.
  "Um, excuse me. But we four adventurers have traveled far for a treasure called: The Tear of God.  Might you have chanced upon hearing of this artifact?"

[5] The Elder starts scratching his full beard as he responds to the robe figure with the manly facial fur:"Hmmm...perhaps...the Tear of God amulet is a powerful thing. Eternal Youth and all... if it were to fall in the wrong hands..." the Elder eyes shift to the demon-Lady and then back to Sargoth "you get the idea."

[3] They stand ready for any orders to be given.

Fuck up Chilaxing

[6]   You decide not to get involved with boring talking so you take out an energy drink from your backpack and lean on one of the houses not on fire.  BUT, as you lean into the wall, you fall through it as if it was air and hit the dirt hard!  Your upper half body seems to be inside the building while your legs stick outside. 
   It seems that "inside" is just a dirt floor with four walls and a roof.   
   Completely Empty.

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Sorry Dorten if I forgot to fix your fuck-up skill in other post.

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Characters:

Spoiler: Sargoth (click to show/hide)

Played by: Parantural
Gender: Male
Description: Broad Shouldered an Manly. A Manly Man. With a Manly Mustachio.
Skills:
  Advanced: Dodging, Diplomacy
  Apprentice: Knife-Fighting, Swimming, Woodcrafting
Magic School: Air Magic
Items: A book of Magic, a robe, a dagger, food and water, a backpack.

Spoiler: Alexander Kyrby (click to show/hide)

Played by: ExKirby
Gender: Male
Description: Is Kirby's twin brother.
Ability=Kirby stuff.
          Can heal from eating food.

Spoiler:  Dorten (click to show/hide)

Played by: Dorten
Gender: male
Description: Tall bony man with a pink pimp hat. And a backpack filled with energy drinks.
Skills: Advanced: Running, Jumping
      Apprentice: Dodging, Pantomime, Fuck Shit Up.
Magic School: Illusionist
Items: Errr... a pink pimp hat! And a torch. Everyone wants a torch! And a backpack. And energy drinks. And some cookies.

Spoiler: Ha'Toki (click to show/hide)

Played by: JetSquirrel
Gender: Female
Description: Ha'Toki is a slim, well build woman. She can attract many men and has many personalities. She however has red eyes.
Skills: Advanced: Levitator, Fearing Aura.
         Apprentice: Creature summoner, Soul devourer, Cooker.
Magic School: Fire
Items: Fiery cape , Clothes covering her erotic parts , 2 Metal claw like gloves

[Paranatural]

Indeed it is, and we are working to ensure that it doesn't fall into such... " He looks to Ha'Toki "Hands." Do you have any information on it?"

[Jetsquirrel]

Keep down my desire to Massacre the town

[Dorten]

Use my illusion magic skills to check if the village is an illusion (since the house I'm half in IS). Try not taking attention while doing this.


Question: How fast will my fuck things up skill train? 

PS: Sorry, I have no access to the web at weekends...

[knightedskull]

You could have told me that last bit before and I would have waited patiently.
I'm not exactly available on Fridays either.

Your Fuck-Up skills increases the less-difficult the task (as those would be hard to NOT Fuck-Up) that you fucked up (or if the fuck up fucked up something REALLY badly).

Now we need Kyrby to post his action and I can get to work on it.

If anyone else has specific time lines and the such, now is the time to tell me.

[ExKirby]

Run to the deep mountain caverns because that's where the bad guys ALWAYS are.

[Dorten]

Dead after one turn? Cmooooon!

[knightedskull]

Sorry, had some complication.

It ain't dead yet!


Episode 3

Indeed it is, and we are working to ensure that it doesn't fall into such... " He looks to Ha'Toki "Hands." Do you have any information on it?"

[6] The Elder responds with: "Oh sure, I know lots of about the Artifact.  Come inside my house and we can discuss more about it and about proper grooming etiquettes as well."
 The Elder then opens the door to his manor and invites everyone in.

Keep down my desire to Massacre the town

[5] You slowly lower yourself to the ground, your glowing eyes reverting back to their normal red, your fiery cape cooling down to an amber glow.
   You sigh out the last of death's breath.
   You are calm.

Use my illusion magic skills to check if the village is an illusion (since the house I'm half in IS). Try not taking attention while doing this.

[4] It seems no one saw you fall so you stand up and re-adjust your Pimpin' Hat.
   It's obvious to you this is some illusion so you use your knowledge of Illusuion Scorcery to discover that the entier village is, in fact, an illusion.
   The only thing real is the Old Man, 1 mouldy house, 2 Guards with a most foul smell, and instead of a burning house it's a burning tree.
   The Old Man is holding an invisible door open to a rather door-less hovel.
   You can't determine the source of this very strong magic.
[1] However as you analyze the ground beneath you crumbles away and you fall through without making any sound.
   Some meters later you end up in a pitch-black room.
   Your ass is bruised and the only light is the sunrays from the hole above you.

Run to the deep mountain caverns because that's where the bad guys ALWAYS are.

[2] You try to look for a mountain or even a tall hill...and there are none.

The guards lower their weapons slightly.

Spoiler: Sargoth (click to show/hide)

Gender: Male
Description: Broad Shouldered an Manly. A Manly Man. With a Manly Mustachio.
Skills:
  Advanced: Dodging, Diplomacy
  Apprentice: Knife-Fighting, Swimming, Woodcrafting
Magic School: Air Magic
Items: A book of Magic, a robe, a dagger, food and water, a backpack.

Spoiler: Alexander Kyrby (click to show/hide)

Gender: Male
Description: Is Kirby's twin brother.
Ability=Kirby stuff.
          Can heal from eating food.

Spoiler:  Dorten (click to show/hide)

Gender: male
Description: Tall bony man with a pink pimp hat. And a backpack filled with energy drinks.
Skills: Advanced: Running, Jumping
      Apprentice: Dodging, Pantomime, Fuck Shit Up
Magic School: Illusionist
Items: Errr... a pink pimp hat! And a torch. Everyone wants a torch! And a backpack. And energy drinks. And some cookies.

Spoiler: Ha'Toki (click to show/hide)

Gender: Female
Description: Ha'Toki is a slim, well build woman. She can attract many men and has many personalities. She however has red eyes.
Skills: Advanced: Levitator, Fearing Aura.
         Apprentice: Creature summoner, Soul devourer, Cooker.
Magic School: Fire
Items: Fiery cape , Clothes covering her erotic parts , 2 Metal claw like gloves

[ExKirby]

Fine, Underground Cavern.

And before I forget, I'm going on holiday for a week tomorrow.

[Jetsquirrel]

ask for meat! Cooked.... and eat it!

[Paranatural]

Do we, by any chance, notice Dorten has disappeared?

[knightedskull]

No, not really.   Although Unless you completely forgotten his existence it's possible you would notice his absence.