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[ExKirby]

5 yards away, then. You know what I mean.

[knightedskull]

I guess I'll just..walk over to the entrance of the dwarf fortress, gazing the various "artworks" around

[wolfchild]

I sheath my blade and approach the man, offering any help i can

[Spartan 117]

5 yards away, then. You know what I mean.

I'm giving you one last chance to change your mind.

[nuker w]

Take a quick break by going into the dwarven outpost and seeing if i can find some mercenarys/fellow players to help me. I think im going to go about this as the bad guy, getting people to mainly do the dirty work, so RP me as so if you could.

[ExKirby]

5 yards away, then. You know what I mean.

I'm giving you one last chance to change your mind.

Why would I want to.... Ah. Ok, let's rephrase. I teleport as close as I can to my employer as I can without blowing someone, including myself, up.

[Spartan 117]

STEVEN

You do that. (5) You do it good.

RICHARD

You try to incinerate a guard, (2) nothing happens.

BILL

You walk over to a big hole in the mountain and look at the nearest engraving. (6) It's a masterfully designed engraving of a short bearded fellow striking down a dragon with his bare hands.

You look at another engraving (4) of a short bearded fellow chugging presumably alcoholic liquid from a keg.

EXKIRBY

You try to telewarp (1) but fall unconcious.

HOLY

You walk up to the dwarven fortress and try to get some help in your quest. (4) Several peasents and one woodcutter are ensnared by your speech about the evils of assassins.

Just. As. Planned.

ARGENT

Oh no! He passed out!

GUARDS

Are confused. They leave, dragging their dead comrade off to the magma pipe.

[nuker w]

Go over to the weapon/armour store to get some "donations", if you know what i mean.

[Nirur Torir]

I use my portal skills to attempt to locate an undiscovered vein of gold. In a dwarven fashion.

[wolfchild]

I attempt to revive the man, using any means at my disposal

[Spartan 117]

I attempt to revive the man, using any means at my disposal

Um, is that fancy talk for warp reality?

[wolfchild]

no, it is cpr, slapping, water to the face etc. include my power if you want but i realy ment any means

[knightedskull]

I go to the nearest person (preferably human) and ask him/her what is going on.

[Ottofar]

I go:"What? No FWOOSH?". Then I go to the guy, who dodged the arrow, and say. "You're hereby my dearest companion." I then proceed to follow him anywhere he goes. Also, I try to incinerate a guard yet again.

[Spartan 117]

STEVEN

You start mumbling about Armok while portaldigging randomly. (5) Rock covered in massive gold nuggets falls through the portal. Woo.

BILL

You walk up to a nearby bearded fellow and ask what the hell is going on. (3) They give you a blank stare, before saying that they are quite untroubled here.

RICHARD

You walk up to the oddly dressed human and declare him your BFF. While trying to burn a nearby guard to cinders.

(6) The guard is caught in a miniature sun, and is burnt to ash.

HOLY

You walk up to a stall, your posse following behind you. (2) The merchant laughs at your attempt at intimidation.

You crack your knuckles.

(4) Two broken knees later, you and your pals are suited up and armed. The peasants with iron armor and swords, the woodcutter with bronze, and you with fine steel. You still need to pick out a weapon. (1) Unfortunately, the peasants took the last weapons.

ARGENT

You nudge the man's arm. (1) You feel something cracking in there. You smack his face. (1) You accidentally scratch across his face.

You suck at helping.