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Author Topic: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 11: The unexpected revival!  (Read 7612 times)

Spartan 117

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(3) You manage to get five of the twelve guards to believe you. You activate your portal watch, (1) and step through the portal. You come out in mid air.

(2) You land on your arm. Something breaks.

(1)(4)(5)(6)(6) Four of the guards survive. One of the survivors has a sprained wrist. Two of them are laying on a Vampire Demon Pig that broke their fall. (1) It's completely unharmed.

BILL

You hide like a sissy. (4) You feel mild discomfort about this.

RICHARD

You snap your fingers (3) causing a small flame to ignite on the pig's snout. (4) It seems to be in slight pain. You cast an ice spell instead. (2) It misses.

Frustrated, you cast both at once.

(2)(1) Your flame spell misses, igniting one of the guard's beards. The ice, however, backfires in your hand. (5) It's frozen solid.
 
HOLY

You cast an earth spell at the assassin, (6) which collapses the ground under him with ease. He tries to jump to more solid ground (1) but ends up accelerating the cave in. He falls in.

EXKIRBY

In a last ditch attempt to survive, you try temporal displacement. (5) The energy builds up properly...(2) Problem with allocating it... (3) You use a quick fix... (6) It works! Now to release...(5) With a pop, you find yourself laying in a forest with a headache.

ARGENT

You're taking a walk through the forest, when you suddenly hear a pop noise. Sniffing, you pick up a male human scent. You smell blood and venom mixed in with the scent.

PIG

You let loose with a demonic energy blast (4) hitting the guards sitting on you. (4) They're flung aside, alive but on fire.

GUARDS

Stunned from fall.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2010, 01:13:45 pm by Spartan 117 »
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2010, 01:37:23 pm »

That could have gone better.

If the beast's portal is still open, I attempt to close it. Otherwise, I create a new, dwarven portal: One end right below the pig's feet, the other high in the sky.

If the pig's portal is still open, I attempt to close it while memorizing where it leads. If not, I will use portals to drop a pile of microcline rocks on it.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2010, 02:52:22 pm by Nirur Torir »
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2010, 02:15:41 pm »


I rush up to the Bat-Pig-Man and unload some .45s in him in an effort to help the Man-Child with the nice beard.
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2010, 02:16:52 pm »

Use my instinct to tell me where the hell I am!
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2010, 02:21:08 pm »

First, I try to melt the ice on my hand, by casting fire spell with/on that hand, then I attempt to, once again, engulf the VBP's head in fire.

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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2010, 02:42:15 pm »

That could have gone better.

If the beast's portal is still open, I attempt to close it. Otherwise, I create a new, dwarven portal: One end right below the pig's feet, the other high in the sky.

Pig's got wings, dude.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2010, 02:47:37 pm »

That could have gone better.

If the beast's portal is still open, I attempt to close it. Otherwise, I create a new, dwarven portal: One end right below the pig's feet, the other high in the sky.

Pig's got wings, dude.
Higher, for breathlessness. 

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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2010, 02:56:38 pm »

*cough*it's a demon*cough*
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2010, 02:59:40 pm »

Anoyed, i try to folow their jump trail
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2010, 04:51:36 pm »

wohoo! i thought i was going in the waiting list. I draw my sword and follow the scent of blood and try to help whover is beeding, attempting to blast the agressor's eyes with light first.

edit: include UV and IR aswell, more probability of me loosing controll and causing a fuckup, also more chance to do something if i actualy succede
« Last Edit: May 24, 2010, 10:32:08 pm by wolfchild »
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 4: Cue lazor jokes
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2010, 09:56:58 pm »

STEVEN

You create a several portals under nearby boulders (4), and open an exit portal above the pig (2). Only one comes out, and the pig (1) fails to dodge. The rock falls on it and (4) the pig explodes.

BILL

Wow, pig's dead.

HOLY

You try to trace the assassin (4) and feel him roughly a mile west.

EXKIRBY

You ask your instincts where you are.

(4)

"The forest, moron. You teleported about a mile."

ARGENT

You see a guy laying on the ground talking to himself. He has a fang bite mark on his arm.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2010, 10:51:52 am by Spartan 117 »
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 5: Anticlimactic Pig Explosion
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2010, 07:04:35 am »

Hey, I'm going to our summer cottage for over the weekend, and will not be available. Can someone play as me for that time?

I'd like to incinerate things.

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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 5: Anticlimactic Pig Explosion
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2010, 10:53:07 am »

I create two portals in the air, and dwarvenly practice moving one end around while maintaining the portal strength. Portals: The mining tools of the future.
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 5: Anticlimactic Pig Explosion
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2010, 12:03:25 pm »

I telewarp to whoever gave me the mission.
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Re: Spartan's Roll to Warp Timespace TURN 5: Anticlimactic Pig Explosion
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2010, 12:35:44 pm »

I telewarp to whoever gave me the mission.

There's a thing called telefragging.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"
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