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Author Topic: Homosexual or not?  (Read 1607 times)

Pathos

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Homosexual or not?
« on: May 19, 2010, 10:36:18 am »

Just recently I started to have homosexual feelings. I'd see men on TV adverts and think.. "oof". I'm unsure of what to do about this. Does this make me gay? If so, how do I tell my girlfriend?!
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 10:50:09 am »

If you really are gay you wouldn't need to ask that question. You'd know.
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2010, 10:51:54 am »

You've got a GIRLFRIEND. You're feeling attracted to a GIRL (or woman).

This means that it is very unlikely that you're gay. It'd be more likely that you're bisexual, or even more that you're simply impressed that they look better than you (in your opinion).
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2010, 10:52:11 am »

Do you find your girlfriend attractive?
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2010, 10:54:14 am »

You've got a GIRLFRIEND. You're feeling attracted to a GIRL (or woman).

This means that it is very unlikely that you're gay. It'd be more likely that you're bisexual, or even more that you're simply impressed that they look better than you (in your opinion).
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2010, 10:55:48 am »

ask her if she'd mind a threesome, ask the same to a male friend of yours, profit

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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2010, 10:56:21 am »

guys, this is PATHOS. his girlfriend hacked him and gave out his new password. it's just spam.
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2010, 11:01:55 am »

kay
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 11:02:28 am »

I lol'd

If you do turn gay, stick with the black text.
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 11:04:01 am »

Shitty thing for a 'girlfriend' to do
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 11:13:56 am »

also, lame troll is lame

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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2010, 11:25:32 am »

Hehe iThis is the fun iest TROL L i have EVER SEEN!!!

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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2010, 11:32:14 am »

Oops. Did I just react on a 'Pathos'-post?

Pardon me, I used to not take those (completely) seriously.


New suggestion:
Hire a Gigolo to please your newly attained homosexual urges.
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2010, 11:43:21 am »

No, better idea.  Become a gigolo.  Then if your friends find out and make fun of you you can say you're just in it for the money.
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Re: Homosexual or not?
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2010, 12:06:25 pm »

 It really depends on what you define as gay. Is it simply having that strange feeling in your chest? Is it having some sort of attraction? Is it the desire to do sensual actions with this person? Two of those could be considered not-gay by a lot of people simply because they are feelings that can be felt because of many non-sexual reasons. You got to decide what it would take to define yourself as gay, and stick with that as a ruler. People are incredibly diverse, and simply having one of those traits is enough for some people where others need all three to consider themselves part of that group.

 Hell, there was even a dude I knew who admitted that he sort of got that feeling when he saw attractive dudes. But he was absolutely sure he was not gay, because every time that happened he was not thinking of the dude or his features. He was thinking of how a chick would be turned on, and got excited at the thought of a chick being excited.

 You just need to define what it takes to make this gay. Either you are gay or not gay. Or bisexual, judging from your girlfriend.
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