19th Hematite, 1051
"We have a quorum. There is only one item of business." said OmnipotentGrue.
Argonnek responded, "Aye lad, but do we have the fortitude to see this battle through?"
"I am sick of his overbearing, better than thou, bossy attitude. Just because he is a Jade dwarf doesn't make him any better than us." added Doompotato.
"Who should replace him?" asked Therlath Thimsure. "He's bad enough, but some of you would be worse. If we are going to vote Deon out as expedition leader, we need to be calm and rational about the choice of his replacement."
He continued, "OmnipotentGrue is too vital to this fort's existence to be leader. Right now fishing is our only source of food. Argonnek is fine one moment, then crazy the next. No offence, Argonnek."
"Filthy elves..." Argonnek's eyes rolled back in his head and foam started to form at the edge of his mouth.
"See what I mean. Crazy. Probably flashbacks to the time he spent in the elf wars. Doompotato. You are a lazy bastard. And me, I don't even want to be here, but I'm not going to brave hordes of undead to make it back to civilization by myself. Who does that leave?"
OmnipotentGrue replied, "Hazey Jane and..."
Doompotato cut him off. "Absolutely not! She can't be leader"
"Why not. Wait. She?" asked Therleth Thimshure.
"Uh.. Yeah. What he said. She?" asked OmnipotentGrue.
"I just found out. Saw her without her fake beard. We'll have to send her away. This is a religious retreat, and spiritual matters are for men." said Doompotato, his eyes twitching nervously around the room.
"Thats true." added OmnipotentGrue.
"I'm not sure. I don't think I could send her out alone." said Therleth Thimshure. "And she does make some tasty brew."
OmnipotentGrue stated, "It has to be done."
His eyes clearing, Argonnek wiped the spit from his lips. "Are you suggesting we send away the maker of me brew?" His hand dropped to his battle axe. "Sounds awfully elvish of you."
24th Hematite, 1051
Doompotato came up the stairs. "Deon, we've got good news and bad news. Which would you like first?"
Deon glanced at him, "The good new of course. Tell me the furniture in the dining room and offices are done. I'm tired of doing paperwork in the dorms."
OmnipotentGrue replied, "The offices are done. The dining room is close to completion."
"That is great news. And the other?"
Doompotato smiled as he said, "You are no longer expedition leader. We decided to put someone in charge who wasn't as interested in interfering with our lives."
Deon stood there, stunned.
Doompotato continued, "Also, we found out that Hazey Jane is a girl, and we decided she could stay. Just thought you should know."
At that, Deon looked up and smiled. "That sure is convenient. Hazey Jane told me that and all about your little blackmail attempt a couple of weeks ago. Well I've got good news and bad news for you as well. Take your pick."
"Uh.. The bad news?" said Doompotato.
"I talked to Ingiz just this morning, and he has decided to smooth the walls and floors of the dining room, offices, and dormitory instead of working on individual rooms."
"How is that bad news?" asked OmnipotentGrue. "What's the good news?"
"Hazey Jane and I are having amazing sex."